Blogs Posts on "-muslim Jokes"

Taliban Humor by Planck's Constant on Oct 24, 2009I have collected the following Taliban jokes from numerous emails from my readers. Rather than posting one or two emails at a time, I decided to wait until I had a few dozen of them.

Back to School Books for Muslims by Planck's Constant on Sep 8, 2009I was often asked not to come back to a particular school because I was a bit of a trouble maker. I went to three different grammar schools in the same city, Bayonne, New Jersey, so for me, the first week of school was most exciting because I would...

Florence Foster Jenkins and the Religion of Peace by Planck's Constant on Aug 30, 2009It happens almost every day: an email or comment arrives from a reader explaining how I misunderstand Islam, that if I just read the Quran I would see the beauty of Islam. Then there is this piece of faultless logic: because Islam is the fastest grow...

Muslim Version of Adam And Eve by Planck's Constant on Jun 14, 2009If you are a typical Muslim apologist, I know what you are going to say, "Bernie, that is racist, and bigoted anti-Muslim illustration." Actually, it a a sketch by Iranian-born, award-winning cartoonist and illustrator Hamid Bahrami now liv...

The Handy Arab Phrase Book by Planck's Constant on Jun 3, 2009a href="http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/image/sub6/janjaweed.jpg">Some of my readers who might be traveling to the Middle East this Summer will find that almost all the official phrase-books do not cover the most important aspects of tr...

You might be Taliban if by Planck's Constant on May 8, 2009You might be Taliban if: You refine heroin for a living, but have a "moral objection" to beer.

Even More Offensive Muslim jokes by Planck's Constant on May 5, 2009If you googled "Muslim Jokes" in 2005 you would have seen about 1,000 results returned. Putting in "Jewish Jokes" would have returned more than 50,000. Considering that there are less than 20 million Jews in the world and more tha...

Islamic Jokes in Bad Taste by Planck's Constant on Mar 23, 2009One of the reasons, not the main reason, but one of the reasons we have so many fat children in America today, is that we have stopped making fun of fat kids. When I was younger we always made fun of lard-asses and the overly obese. The taunting made...

All Jokes are Offensive - The Anatomy of Humor by Planck's Constant on Mar 21, 2009That's right - no matter how you phrase it, no matter the context, no matter how innocent, someone will be offended by a joke. President Obama's recent attempt at humor, while meant to be self-deprecating, wound up offending others. We have now rea...

Who Says Muslims Have No Sense of Humor? by Planck's Constant on Jan 20, 2009If the Israelis had fired on the Gaza TV studio, then Hamas would have been crying that innocent civilians were being targeted. Text from the Youtube Video: Out-Takes of Alarabiya-TV Reporter Hannan al-Masri Learning of a Hamas Missile being Fired fr...