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TRUMP SHILL KELLYANNE CONWAY SAYS WOMEN W/KIDS SHOULD NOT WORK IN WHITE HOUSE?

TRUMP SHILL KELLYANNE CONWAY SAYS WOMEN W/KIDS SHOULD NOT WORK IN WHITE HOUSE? THIS WOMAN GETS MORE AND MORE CONTEMPTABLE AS THE DAYS GO BY I TRIED FINDING PICTURES OF HER THAT MAKE HER BEAUTIFUL BUT SHE’S A DOG NO MATTER WHAT IF KA CONWAY DOES...
by The Politics of Everything on Dec 7, 2016

Spending What I’ve Earned *Cough*

So, I was telling you about my holiday…we got as far as Tuesday, and the first sign of wobbly wheels if I recall. It was fine, I mean nothing disastrous. I’d climbed the steps which would have counteracted some of the naughtiness at dinne...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Aug 31, 2016

Limping Across The Finish Line…

Crikey I’ll tell you what, I know I was leaning towards feeling mardy about the fact that I was only going on holiday for a week this year instead of two, but as it turns out that’s probably a good thing. I reckon one more day and caution...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Aug 29, 2016

Slowly Slowly Catchee Monkey…

So I had a bulging mailbag on Friday following my post about getting stuck on the same number, and as with all things diet-related there’s safety in numbers. It was a massive comfort to know it’s not just me, you know? Although I’ve...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Jun 20, 2016

Dog Spit And Other Disasters

Have you ever had one of those days where your hands disobey every instruction handed down the chain of command from your head? In the hotel we were using yesterday for interviews, I swear I was sending all the right instructions down my arm, like fo...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Jun 14, 2016

The Drawback Of Being A Mathematical Genius

So, last weekend Charlie dog was booked into the puppy scrub for a bath and haircut. He goes out with his dog-walker and a gang of pups every day whilst I’m at work, including his bezzie mates Dave the Labrador and Kevin the Vizsla, and he̵...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Jun 10, 2016

Spring Anime 2016 Week 10

Only now do I realize how spaced apart these series reviews are going to be in the next 2-5 weeks. Hundred is going to be slightly annoying since I honestly didn’t really watch too much of it to really give it a “critical” look at i...
by The Anime Tree on Jun 7, 2016

Eating My Efforts

So I’ve got about a week and a half of exercise classes under my belt, and despite continuing to fantasise about my old life in the armchair, the asshole voice in my head hasn’t really made any significant dink in my determination to drag...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on May 30, 2016

Girls asshole is like a 9v battery – girl meme

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What I Didn’t Realise Was…

…that Body Blast was simply an amuse bouche…it seems the real action goes on in Fat Furnace. Which is where I found myself at 06h30 yesterday morning. There’s definitely an air of expectation from God of Pain that you’ll pull...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on May 20, 2016

Safely Delivered From Old Ladyville

Well we’re home after a scorchio weekend…for fat flesh which hasn’t seen the sun for years it’s all been a bit traumatic. It’s a good job I went and bought a couple of pairs of lightweight pants before the weekend, I me...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on May 9, 2016

Resisting Assholio’s Agenda

So after a very busy four day working week I’m like a dog with nine tails at the prospect of logging off from work-related matters for a whole week. My downtime is rolled out in front of me and some of it’s already filled with awesomeness, althou...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on May 6, 2016

Because, Because, Because

Today’s been one of those days where I’ve got on my own nerves. I woke up at around 7am and cussed myself for waking too early on a day when I didn’t need to be at work. After practically frog-marching my head back to sleep, it was...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on May 2, 2016

Here We Go…

Well as my Grandma used to say, there’s no getting any sense out of  me now. It’s that time…me and my boy are almost ready. As we speak he’s pacing the floor and getting used to the feel of his tux – his first black ti...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 29, 2016

Consistent Inconsistency

When I was little, my mum used to call me Contrary Mary. She always said it in a jokey way of course but she wasn’t fooling me, there was definitely an occasional undertone of you’re now getting on my last good nerve… I think what frustrat...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 25, 2016

Sleeping Downhill

When I was talking yesterday about the cruise holiday that I enjoyed with my friend just before I took my first hesitant steps towards this new healthier life, it put me in mind of an embarrassing incident from that same holiday that I’d buried...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 20, 2016

Finding The Answer

You know how sometimes someone asks you a question which stops you in your tracks and makes you think about something which has never even occurred to you before? Well, that happened to me this week. Let me ask you the same question. Did you start...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 19, 2016

Pressing Pause

On my commute into work this morning I was kind of half listening to something on the radio in between pondering my ‘to do’ list and trying to ignore the Asshole voice who was busy trying to persuade me that 7.15am would be a good time to eat my...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 15, 2016

Everything I’m Not

I woke up with a familiar sickly feeling this morning, and I have to say it served as a sharp reminder about both how far I’ve come, and how far I still have to travel on this journey to Skinny Town. It’s my own fault for handing over the control...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 12, 2016

Using Life’s Imperfections Perfectly

How about this for a great quote… Your ability to grow to your highest potential is directly related to your willingness to act in the face of imperfection. You will come to succeed not by finding a perfect moment, but by learning to see and us...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 8, 2016


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