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Nothing Happened Here

So I’ve got to be honest, waking up with the rocky road spoon in my bed made me laugh out loud, but it also served as a reminder of the way things used to be with me. And along with the spoon came not a small amount of regret for allowing mysel...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Sep 2, 2016

Not Even Close

Well…where do I start. I think I mentioned didn’t I that I was anticipating the odd challenge towards the back end of last week, but I had a plan, right? I was working away Thursday and Friday, but I had it all figured out. The hotel I wa...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Jul 18, 2016

Choosing My Reaction

So yesterday morning I leapt out of bed, barely resisting the temptation to rub my hands together in glee as I manoeuvred the bitch in the bathroom onto her usual tile for the weekly weigh-in. Over the last week, my input has been outstanding. I fin...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Jul 11, 2016

She Wouldn’t Dare…

So I woke up on Sunday feeling really skinny, you know that way where you’re laid in bed and you put your hand on your stomach and it’s at a lower altitude than your head? I must’ve laid in bed for a good half an hour debating wheth...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Jul 5, 2016

Slowly Slowly Catchee Monkey…

So I had a bulging mailbag on Friday following my post about getting stuck on the same number, and as with all things diet-related there’s safety in numbers. It was a massive comfort to know it’s not just me, you know? Although I’ve...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Jun 20, 2016

Stepping Off The Hot Mess Express

I wore a linen dress to work on Friday. Yep, you heard that right… Me! In a frock!! I guess in order to understand how huge that is, (not the dress, which to be fair was pretty cavernous, but I mean huge in terms of the fact that I wore it...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Jun 6, 2016

Radiating Sunshine

So I woke up this morning ready to face the music – isn’t it funny how in the night things always look very bleak? I’ve never been one to worry about stuff, and sleepless nights are an unknown concept to me but I must ‘fess up...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 24, 2016

Don’t Forget The Sausages…

So I’d obviously given serious thought to the ways in which I could avoid getting sucked into the naughty corner at the spring fair that we’ve been to today. One strategy I flirted with was avoiding the food hall altogether but as I left...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 16, 2016

Degrees Of Light And Shade

I think I hit the 60lbs milestone last weekend. At least that’s my best guess…I’m still kicking myself for not getting weighed right at the start of this journey, but let’s just say back then my relationship with the bitch in...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 13, 2016

Ta Daaah!

Today is a good day, in fact it has all the hallmarks of being one of my favourite days in the last seven and a half months. I’m occupying less space than I was this time last week, to the tune of three pounds  Three pounds of fat, according t...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 3, 2016

Ta Daaah!

Today is a good day, in fact it has all the hallmarks of being one of my favourite days in the last seven and a half months. I’m occupying less space than I was this time last week, to the tune of three pounds  Three pounds of fat, according t...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 3, 2016

Until Today

I’ve had a really good week this week – you know that way where you just know. I’m not scraping by on a wing and a prayer, in fact I’m very happy with how it’s all gone. I’d even go so far as to say the bitch in th...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 2, 2016

Until Today

I’ve had a really good week this week – you know that way where you just know. I’m not scraping by on a wing and a prayer, in fact I’m very happy with how it’s all gone. I’d even go so far as to say the bitch in th...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Apr 2, 2016

What Goes In One End…

It’s funny you know, there are so many things that we’ve chatted about over the last few months where I’ve come to realise that life and diet kind of mirror each other, you know? It’s almost like there’s a set of life...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Mar 29, 2016

What Goes In One End…

It’s funny you know, there are so many things that we’ve chatted about over the last few months where I’ve come to realise that life and diet kind of mirror each other, you know? It’s almost like there’s a set of life...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Mar 29, 2016

A Tank Full Of Ooomph

Yesterday was a brilliant day. You know how every so often you just get one of those days where everything hangs together perfectly, and you feel chock full to the brim with wellbeing? I woke up feeling refreshed – my friend and I had spent thr...
by Break Out The Skinny Girl on Mar 21, 2016


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