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KEBIASAAN MAKAN DI PESAWAT TERBANG

Kebiasaan makan di pesawat terbang bila selesai makan apabila garpu dan sendok : 1. Disilangkan = penumpang dari Amerika 2. Sejajar = penumpang dari Eropa 3. Sejajar diluar piring = penumpang dari Jepang 4. hilang = penumpang dari Indonesia.....
by My Humors dan Ketawa on Feb 6, 2012

Indonesia Tetep Canggih

Dalam rapat perkembangan teknologi abad-21 ada utusan dari Indonesia, jepang dan amerika. Amerika memperlihatkan kemajuan teknologinya. Saat ada telepon masuk, Amerika tidak lagi menggunakan HP tapi memegang kancing bajunya dan berbicara. Orang Indon...
by My Humors dan Ketawa on Feb 6, 2012

A Golf Club Visit Local Bar

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him."Why not," asks the golf club."You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
by My Humors dan Ketawa on Sep 25, 2010

The Bus is Going to Hell

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I...
by My Humors dan Ketawa on Sep 19, 2010

My Dog Doesn't Bite

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No."A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg."I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly."That's not my dog.
by My Humors dan Ketawa on Sep 17, 2010

If Girlfriend Went Out With Log Cutter

A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers.In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town's football team. He was braggin...
by My Humors dan Ketawa on Sep 10, 2010

Problem With Drunker, His Wife and Police

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I...
by My Humors dan Ketawa on Jun 11, 2010

Who Gave The Black Eyes

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful."Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?""Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy...
by My Humors dan Ketawa on Jun 11, 2010

Solution to All of Your Drinking Troubles

Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until...
by My Humors dan Ketawa on Jun 11, 2010

Pills That Allows to Fly

A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally th...
by My Humors dan Ketawa on Jun 10, 2010

Something That Graduate Asks

* A graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"* A graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"* A graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"* A graduate with a Law degree asks, "Who gave it a perm...
by My Humors dan Ketawa on May 27, 2010

Airplane Pilot Go to Hell

An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arrived' area. There are three doors, marked 1, 2, and 3. The devil tells the pilot that he is going to get to choose his own hell, but first, the devil has to...
by My Humors dan Ketawa on May 25, 2010

Airplane Lost The Engine

An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it will take 7 hours to get to New York."A little later, the p...
by My Humors dan Ketawa on May 25, 2010


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