Blogs Posts on "I Sat Through That?"

I Sat Through That? #20 - Six Minutes of Runaway Bride by Flickering Myth Movie Blog on Nov 22, 2009In which Gerry Hayes falls in love with Roberts and Gere all over again, just like it says on the poster...Runaway Bride, 1999Directed by Garry MarshallStarring Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Joan Cusack, probably others - I didn’t really see.Written...

I Sat Through That #19 - King Kong (2005) by Flickering Myth Movie Blog on Nov 15, 2009In which Gerry Hayes keeps his distance for fear of colossal, monkey onanists...King Kong, 2005Directed by Peter JacksonStarring Jack Black, Naomi Wattsm Adrien BrodyWritten by Fran Walsh, Philippa Boyens, Peter JacksonPeter Jackson takes another fou...

I Sat Through That? #18 - Hot Fuzz (2007) by Flickering Myth Movie Blog on Nov 8, 2009In which Gerry Hayes dons mirror sunglasses so people can’t see when he falls asleep...Hot Fuzz, 2007Directed by Edgar WrightStarring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Jim Broadbent, Olivia Colman, Paddy Considine, dozens of other British actors who you know...

I Sat Through That? #17 - X-Men (I, II and III) by Flickering Myth Movie Blog on Nov 1, 2009In which Gerry Hayes dons his yellow lycra con-outfit and tries to hide from the geeks...X-Men, 2000X2, 2003X-Men: The Last Stand, 2006Directed by Bryan Singer (I and II), Brett Ratner (III)Starring a bunch of weird mutantsTV’s been having an X-Fes...

I Sat Through That? #16 - Hannibal Rising (2007) by Flickering Myth Movie Blog on Oct 25, 2009In which Gerry Hayes wishes he was drunk...Hannibal Rising, 2007Directed by Peter WebberStarring Gaspard Ulliel, Li Gong, Rhys IfansScreenplay by Thomas Harris based on a novel by Thomas HarrisI almost don’t want to include Hannibal Rising in this...

I Sat Through That? #15 - The Matrix Revolutions (2003) by Flickering Myth Movie Blog on Oct 18, 2009In which Gerry Hayes tries to insert a USB cable into the base of his skull to avoid having to type this stuff...The Matrix Revolutions, 2003Directed by Andy and Larry WachowskiStarring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne, Hugo Weaving...

I Sat Through That? #14 - Quantum of Solace (2008) by Flickering Myth Movie Blog on Oct 11, 2009In which Gerry Hayes keeps looking around to see if John Cleese is going to pop up in a white coat, offering a titanium codpiece with a built in iPod and lemon-zester.Quantum Of Solace, 2008Directed by Marc ForsterStarring Daniel Craig, Judi Dench, O...

I Sat Through That? #13 - Mission: Impossible II (2000) by Flickering Myth Movie Blog on Oct 4, 2009In which Gerry Hayes just can’t stop humming that tune...Mission: Impossible II, 2000Directed by John WooStarring Tom Cruise, Thandie Newton, Dougray ScottScreenplay by Robert TowneOh, god, who has the energy? It’s another Mission Impossible. T...

I Sat Through That? #12 - 88 Minutes (2007) by Flickering Myth Movie Blog on Sep 27, 2009In which Gerry Hayes repeatedly mouths the word “huh?”88 Minutes, 2007Directed by Jon AvnetStarring Al Pacino (really), Alicia Witt, Leelee Sobieski, Amy Brennerman, Neal McDonoughWritten by Gary Scott Thompson88 Minutes is one of those films you...

I Sat Through That? #11 - Deep Impact (1998) by Flickering Myth Movie Blog on Sep 20, 2009In which Gerry Hayes beats up Elijah Wood to steal his salvation-ticket for the comet-shelter. Wood’s only short and if Hayes can avoid his massive feet, he should be ok...Deep Impact, 1998Directed by Mimi LederStarring Téa Leoni, Robert Duvall,...