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Gay Food by Blogzarro on Sep 2, 2009So Ben & Jerry’s ice cream has turned gay. And homosexuality never tasted so delicious. Well, not since that Snap, Crackle and Pop gangbang. But gay food isn’t anything new. I long suspected Boston Kreme donuts of being queer —...

Who Cares About Headlines? by Blogzarro on May 24, 2009I was going to do something about my apathy, but then I realized I didn’t give fuck.

Today’s Jokes by Blogzarro on Feb 13, 2009So it’s Friday the 13th, a very unlucky day. Kinda like the day that guy went hunting with Dick Cheney. Chris Brown has finally surfaced. He was spotted in the gym training for his next girlfriend. It was a gusty day in New York. So gusty that..

This Is How We Get Out of the Great Depression II by Blogzarro on Feb 11, 2009You really want to stimulate the economy? Auction off Bernie Madoff one ounce at a time.

Dude, Face It. You’re Gay by Blogzarro on Feb 11, 2009Have you heard this ridiculous news out of the country music world? In an interview with Playboy, Kenny Chesney says he’s not gay because he’s had sex with more than 100 women. Hmmm. Sounds like this guy’s trying hard to pro

Today’s Jokes by Blogzarro on Feb 10, 2009Chris Brown missed the Grammys Sunday night after allegedly assaulting his girlfriend Rihanna. But it’s been announced that he’ll receive a special honor at next year’s ceremony — The Ike Turner Award for Career Suicide. Porn Star Stormy..

Today’s Jokes by Blogzarro on Feb 9, 2009It’s been reported that Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids in 2003. In his defense, A-Rod says the steroids only affected his ego. Nadya Suleman, the mom of octuplets as well as six other children, now says she never meant to have so many...

Today’s Observation: Update by Blogzarro on Dec 16, 2008Updating a previous Observation. Today a woman actually said, “God bless you,” when I sneezed on the train. I was floored. So floored that I karate chopped the woman in the throat. And that, boys and girls, is why people don’

Today’s Jokes by Blogzarro on Sep 8, 2008Joe Biden the other day said that life begins at conception. To which Bill Clinton added...