Blogs Posts on "Stupid People"

Don't test Mother Nature by Roflopagos Island on Nov 8, 2009She's a cruel calculating bitch. She's Queen of the Harpies. If you mock her, she will show you what's what before you can say Jack Spratt's Hat. Dancing in the rain is best left for hippies and musical numbers anyways. If you must do it, perhaps you...

Dislike Button? by A Journey on Nov 7, 2009Already, you shudder. I don't even need to explain what is going on. If you have a Facebook account you have noticed the "WE DEMAND A DISLIKE BUTTON! 2 MILLION MEMBERS TO GO! JOIN NOW! ASAP! LET'S DO IT YEAAAH!" groups popping up allover the place. I...

Restless by Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open on Nov 4, 2009I'm all of a jitter. Proper restless. It's not even that I'm jittery about going away, I'm just bored because for the first time ever I'm unemployed and not looking. I'm sitting at home, bumbling about, ploughing my way through boxes of chocolate and...

Note to the sick by Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open on Oct 22, 2009They’re all ill. Everyone around me; coughing, spluttering and staggering about the place like victims of a stapler borne mucus plague. And the air is thick with germs. Germy little sneezes and sniffs have travelled around my office this week in...

Balloon Boy Saga Gets Bigger by Fracas on Oct 20, 2009As if staging the whole balloon escape thing and trying to dupe the world into wanting to watch them on some stupid reality show wasn’t bad enough, I’ve just learned that there are other, real balloon boys suffering because of the hoax p...

Nobel Peace Prize For Bush? by Mario Piperni dot Com on Oct 14, 2009. You would be forgiven if you confused Fox News with the Comedy Network. Here’s the latest from Sean Hannity. [Yasser Arafat] got the Nobel peace prize. Excuse me, a terrorist got the Nobel peace prize. Some people deservedly so. You know who...

Vamp gone wrong by Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open on Oct 13, 2009I got bitten. I remember emitting a little ‘Ow!’, as you’re likely do when a set of teeth clamp onto your neck, but for one reason or another it slipped from my mind. It was later on, as I stood in front of the mirror tying my hair up, that t...

West meets Far East by Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open on Oct 12, 2009Most born and bred Londoners will have a strong allegiance to their side of town and promote it to anyone who’ll listen. The Thames usually acts as a dividing line; those north of the river (like me) can be found hanging around Hampstead Heath and...

Responsible Drinking, Irresponsible Driving. by Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open on Oct 6, 2009The last thing I wanted to do on Saturday night was go out. I'd had a nice day wondering around Windsor with the New Boy, and I was tired from the excesses of the previous night. Safe to say, I wanted nothing more than to stay in, dribble curry down...

Boostalk' s gonna Rawk You by Roflopagos Island on Sep 29, 2009This is the direct result of Youtube. Youtube creates dreams. Youtube shatters dreams. Unfortunately in this example, it's the latter. Internet commenters have an uncanny ability to take a person down a notch. Either that or increase self-deception.