Blog Posts - Tongue In Cheek



The Conjuring 2: The Best Faith-Based Film in Years [MOVIE REVIEW]

Hell is for Real Fireproof, Courageous, Heaven is for Real: ever heard of these movies?  Of course not, no one has; and those that saw them forgot them as soon as they reached the parking lot.  The sad fact is that there hasn’t been a decent Chri...
by Sofakingnews on Jun 11, 2016

Once Upon a Time, there was a 13-year-old Arab Terrorist....

ט"ו לחודש השמיני תשע"וArutz 7: 13-year-old terrorist complains other prisoners harassing himTeen terrorist Ahmed Mansara, who took part in stabbing spree in Jerusalem, moved to different cell after death threats. Ari Soffer, 10/...
by Esser Agaroth on Oct 28, 2015

Stupid Sh*t Jewish Feminists Say

ט"ו לחודש השמיני תשע"ו1. Fem: You're trying to silence my voice!    Man: Well, I am afraid I am going to have to disagree with you...    Fem: Shut up!2. Fem: You're marginalizing me!    Man: Oh, I'm sorr...
by Esser Agaroth on Oct 28, 2015

Where Exactly in Israel will the African "Refugees" Live?

ט׳ לחודש השישי תשע״הYNET: Released asylum seekers blocked from Tel Aviv, EilatSome 1,200 to be released from Holot on Tuesday, Wednesday; those caught in Tel Aviv or Eilat to be detained at Saharonim.Tova Zimuki, Omri Ephraim, 08.23.
by Esser Agaroth on Aug 24, 2015

Gay Scandal in the Israeli Knesset?!

 י״ג לחודש השלישי תשע״דOK. No. Not really.But, in honor of Israel's "Gay Pride" Week, I would like to share and comment on a news tidbit, which was pointed out to me by Life In Israel.Either MK Ze'ev is really an odd ball, or...
by Esser Agaroth on Jun 11, 2014

A Surprising Irish Soda Bread!

  Cece’s mom Helen and her mom’s best friend, also a Helen, loved to cook and bake.   And so, Cece had both of their recipes for Irish Soda Bread. Just before St. Patrick’s Day in  2005  Cece called her mom and told her that...
by the two whos on Mar 17, 2014

A Table for 7 the Lop Eared Rabbit and the Iguana.

Cece always thinks of Yun’s parties like the Salons of ages past.  ” A salon is a gathering of people under the roof of an inspiring host, held partly to amuse one another and partly to refine the taste and increase the knowledge of the...
by the two whos on Feb 3, 2014

Guest Post: Dear Mr. President, I despise you. Yes you are correct it is because...

כ"ב לחודש האחד עשר תשע"דThe following is a piece of brilliant sarcasm from my friend Simcha Rosenbaum, who agreed to allow me to place it here, on Esser Agaroth (2¢). Even though he does not agree with everything I post here.Januar...
by Esser Agaroth on Jan 22, 2014

Mid-Week Symphony with: ” I Did the Math”

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by the two whos on Jan 8, 2014

Merry Christmas, Israel!

כ"ז לחודש העשירי תשע"ד The following is a work of fiction,...unfortunately...JERUSALEM, December 26, 2013 -- Christmas Day in Israel is usually filled with the hustle and bustle of a regular work day in the predominantly Jewish nati...
by Esser Agaroth on Dec 29, 2013

Crucial Festivus Shailos

Festivus, 2013Photo Credit: DRosenbachDear Admo"r Shlit"a from Kalashnikov,I have some pressing Festivus Shailos to ask you. Please get back to me ASAP, as I only have a couple of hours. before Festivus goes out here in Israel.1. Tonight I had Saigon...
by Esser Agaroth on Dec 23, 2013

The Real Nakba (النكبة الفعلية)

ז' לחודש השבעי תשע"ד The day after "California Admissions Day"Every May 15, Arabs, most predominantly, Pseudostinian Arabs, whine about their النكبة (Nakba), their "tragedy."And what tragedy would that be?Jewish sovereignty...
by Esser Agaroth on Sep 10, 2013

The Trial Of Jesus

כ"ה לחודש החמישי תשע"גAtty. Dola IndidisJPost: Kenyan Lawyer Takes State Of Israel, Jews To Hague Over Jesus’ Death(Tip: Jews News)Esser Agaroth (2¢):Well, thank goodness!It's about time someone brave like Dola Indidis finally bro...
by Esser Agaroth on Aug 1, 2013

MK Jamal Zahalka Is A Vampire!

כ"ב לחודש השני תשע"גMK Jamal ZahalkaYishma'elite (Arab) MK Jamal Zahalka (Balad) "came out" as a vampire today in the K'nesseth.While stating that it was time for him to "come out," he also emphasized that he was one of the "good vampi...
by Esser Agaroth on May 1, 2013

In Honor Of The UN's Anniversary

י"א לחודש השני תשע"גWell, it's not exactly the UN's Anniversary. But, when I saw that the anniversary of the UN's Conference on International Organization was this week, I just could not contain myself, and had to grab the opportunity,...
by Esser Agaroth on Apr 21, 2013

Chabbad, 770, And The Israeli Postal Service

כ"א לחודש השנים עשר תשע"גHere is a photograph of the home of the late Lubavitcher Rebbe, Rabbi Menachem Mendel Shneerson. That's right, folks, "late."It is now the World Headquarters of Chabbad-Lubavitch. And, of course, some bel...
by Esser Agaroth on Mar 3, 2013

Welsh Cakes - gluten free, dairy free, egg free

Welsh Cakes are definitely not stupidWales. It's just soo tempting to make fun of the whole country (I'm not v. PC in case you hadn't noticed.) It's because I lived in Bristol as a child. The Welsh were our nearest neighbours and I think we were...
by Pig in the Kitchen on Feb 28, 2013

A Blog That Doesn't Suck

ראש חודש השנים עשר תשע"גHey, check out this video on creating "A Blog That Doesn't Suck," by my buddy Eric Rosenberg.  Eric is a multi-talented consultant, writer, speaker, and DJ, as well as the founding force behind The Isra...
by Esser Agaroth on Feb 11, 2013

…”Melted like Chocolate on a Hot Dashboard…”

This statement was written in the NY Times in response to Chuck Hagel’s combative questioning by the Senate.  It said that “he melted like cho0colate on a dashboard.”  In her mind Cece added the  “hot” part. When she...
by the two whos on Feb 4, 2013

Ambassador Dan "The Man" Shapiro, The Football Fan!

י"ח לחודש האחד עשר תשע"ג Life In Israel: All For The Love Of The GameOn January 23, 2013, Ambassador Dan Shapiro joined members of the Israeli Football League in a lively and competitive game between the Ramat HaSharon Hammers and...
by Esser Agaroth on Jan 29, 2013


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