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I grew up with a single mother and 5 siblings. life has not been easy, we went through some really hard times. I grew up, now that I look back, I feel proud but more to it, I want to tell stories in a humorous and funny way. Is this also where i get to tell the world that I love Pizza and selfies? I hope not. I am now an Engineer by profession and if I get married, I'll let you know. Just in case.
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Blue Short Pants is written by Stefanus Mutileni. The drawings are painted with Paint Brush. It.. comprises of childhood memories and all the stories, sad or happy, are all told in a humorous and.. less painful way.

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Other Tags: Humour, Memories, Funny, Lifetime, Society

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  • Take all, just not my Coffee Mug!
    on Jul 11, 2016
    So it is a very good Monday morning, I am in a suit and I smell like a basket of roses. The finest of them all. I've got my hair combed, this is not normal for me. My hairline is behaving and I am wearing my "hey ya'll what's good?" typa smile, I am...
  • Hearts
    on Jul 8, 2016
    I can not lose my identity in trying to identify with you. But little does that knowledge grant freedom to this heart. You enslaved me with your unapologetic stare, my inner voice hushed by your silence, yet your loud presence echoed in the distance,...
  • Open letter to the Hard Pizza Maker :(
    on Feb 9, 2016
    Pizza should be in any state. It can have so much salt, less cheese, stones, sand, whatever. It can be as bad as any disgruntled Chef can choose to make it. It will probably have a name that suits that state anyways. There is only one state that make...
  • You've got to learn how to keep up with Women.
    on Feb 1, 2016
    Nothing is more awkward than sending a text that reads, "I am at this other erotic place", when it should have read "exotic place". Worse is when you send it to your crush and now she thinks you are definitely a night wanker. Disappointments. I do no...
  • Holiday Reflections. Blue Short Pants is back!!!
    on Jan 7, 2016
    THIS IS MY WELCOME BACK POST!!!!My sincere apologies to all those who grew old waiting for Blue Short Pants to break the silence. I also grew a beard procrastinating on a new post. It has really been a while. In fact, I have been gone for a period lo...
  • My most memorable Birthday
    on Nov 9, 2015
    My very first day on earth. My very first birthday. I don't remember a thing but with news that I was born premature, I can imagine that I was very very tiny, perhaps so tiny I could fit in a size 4 shoe. I was probably so light that the nurses had t...
  • Girlfriend number 1 and Girlfriend number 2.
    on Oct 15, 2015
    I was 10 years old when I got my first girlfriend who didn't know we are dating until two years later! Yes, two years later! In those two years, I wrote her so many letters that if someone chose to publish them, I will have to call the World bank to...
  • My relationship with my clock fell through
    on Sep 16, 2015
    Have you ever loved someone so much that you just can’t make it to work on time without that particular sweetheart? Or that she is always the reason you are seated in church before the pastor? Looking all holy and smelling like a five hundred acre...
  • Guide to surviving a shopping experience with girls
    on Sep 11, 2015
    Who is not excited about going shopping? Everybody is excited, except if you are the other guy wearing his “I can do it smile”, flanked by four girls. Then in that case, you are in more trouble than a turtle turned on his back. You should be afra...
  • The Good and the Bad of Insomnia
    on Sep 4, 2015
    If you never heard about me or seen me on TV or on some cool T Shirt or on a Bill Board, its probably because I have never been on any of those ones. Well,I am that other person who hardly agrees to the science of the rotation of the earth around the...
  • Lets become Anger Management Champions.
    on Aug 12, 2015
    So here I am writing about anger management. A few minutes prior to writing this, I waited and waited and waited for that "Straight Outta Somewhere" link to fully load so that I write with pride, "Okatana". I literally grew a must...
  • I registered for Martial Arts. In case I get a daughter. Or want someone’s daughter.
    on Jul 30, 2015
    I grew up with four girls and now I have a cute and annoying Niece and a more annoying and equally cute Niece. That brings the total number of ladies around me to seven! No. Sorry, it is actually eight because I would like to think and believe that o...
  • The Power of Appreciation
    on May 14, 2015
    We all want to be likable, to be recognized and to be successful. The reverse of each will put off any normal human being, no one wants to be disliked, disregarded or to be or even feel like a let-down. Those are the aspects of life th...
    on Apr 18, 2015
    We all want to be kind, I believe so. We want to be kind to ourselves. I have often enough questioned the necessity of my own kindness and its ultimate role in who I eventually become or least to mind but worth to take note of, the perception th...
  • Jogging is really needed, but don’t do it. It’s a trap.
    on Mar 3, 2015
    Jogging is a very big part of my life. I don’t care how many believe me or not. The fact is, jogging is a very big part of my life and I take it really serious. In fact I do more jogging than I take selfies, which is just to show you how much I val...
  • New year celebrations, I was a Champion.
    on Dec 5, 2014
    How many of you have ever celebrated New Year’s out of town at a village or farm? Or maybe you were in town but you had to stand somewhere to look at fireworks from the neighbour’s or from the next street? I did! As a matter of fact, I have never...
  • BlogTopSites
    on Dec 2, 2014
    humor blogs blog...
  • My most embarrassing photos ever. And hilarious too.
    on Dec 2, 2014
    Do you ever go through your photos and just go like “Aw my Lawwwwddddddd what is thaaaaaat??” Well, I do. I scroll through my photos and sometimes words can’t explain the feelings and emotions and all the excitement. Sometimes tears too. F...
  • Being a serious adult is depressing
    on Nov 28, 2014
    I am the guy society expect to soon become a serious adult. I am sorry; I can’t do all that at once. I need choices. Currently, the only time I get serious and really feel like an adult is when I go out which is weird, really weird because my frien...
  • Top 10 Facebook updates / posts that piss me off
    on Nov 25, 2014
    I joined Facebook in 2010 after a long time of thinking and believing that those who use Facebook are simply boring people who don’t know any better thing to do than say a shitload of crap on or mysteriously become Philosophers. I have since witnes...

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