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  • Happy Happy Memorial Weekend
    on May 25, 2012
    Tracy wishes everyone a joy filled yard art weekend. Hey y'all... where's the beer?Pets and Yard ArtPets and Yard Art goes together like a horse and carriage...
  • You Just Need The Correct Bait
    on May 15, 2012
    CTWD is on the watch for errant lawn ornaments because Boykins seem to be particularly fond of cameras. While he guards the yard perimeter waiting for his photo-op, Mr Moretti lays in wait and snags a prize. It's just you and me my pale Italian f...
  • Where the Buoys Are....
    on May 14, 2012
    There are many southern sub-cultures. There are mountain southerners, deep south southerns, urban southerners and there are coastal southerners. I am/was a coastal southerner. We call folks who lived out in the country as "being in the sticks". I gre...
  • Pets and Yard Art... It's That Easy
    on May 11, 2012
    In celebration of the auspicious occasion upon my recent re-tweetment, I would like to propose a little game.We are going to have a sub-game running until October-ish. I had the spark of an idea from a comment last night on Facebook. Since...
  • Devotion
    on May 9, 2012
    Devotion: Having a blogger fan beg you for months to come back to the game (Diane)Devotion: Is spending a Saturday trying to catch some pictures of Adults gnoming it out with their kids (Gnomes, fairies the theme at Prairie Ridge event Saturday) just...
  • It's Pool Weather
    on May 7, 2012
    I have been very concerned that I killed the Highway game when I took my extended leave of absence. I still played it in the car. Hubby is fairly numb to having conversations interrupted by: " ooh, did you see that! Wow , did you see t...
  • Don't You Hate It
    on May 2, 2012
    When you plan a nice little luau for you and your friends and your party gets swarmed by gnomes "George!!! You forgot to put out the tiki-torches..." "don't worry dear, I think the gnome-zapper is in the garage""Hurry up they are starting to bit...
  • And We're Off...
    on Apr 26, 2012
    And so we begin again. For those of you who are not familiar with The Yard Art Game, we'll take a few minutes to cover the basic concept. The Yard Art Game is a game, a driving game. Driving games are pretty much a lost art with DVD's and game system...
  • Why We Love The South
    on Apr 24, 2012 in seahorse birdbath
    As a connoisseur of Southern Culture, and a purveyor of all things to beautiful in the great southern outdoors. I wanted to take this time to remind everyone of why the South is so beloved that scores of people are moving here everyday.One:...
  • Cock Lovers
    on Apr 23, 2012 in Diane henry roosters
    Up from the Ashes arises a new Lifes HIghwayA stronger bionic shoulder HighwayA Highway who will draw electricity during a thunder storm but does not careBecause BY GOD there is Yard Art our there andThere are yards needed to be reportedDia...
  • Big Wheels Keep On Turnin
    on Nov 28, 2011 in gold manatee mega-collection
    New things I have learned:As soon as you say you will stop scoring, you will find a mega yard in your stashAs soon as The Higher Power decides to start a blog, she kicks my butt (Sharkables)As soon as your spouse starts a sport that contains bikes,...
  • Why You May Have Missed Me
    on Nov 27, 2011 in ebay shoeshine boy
    Because without me, how would you know these lovely items are available on ebay:Shoeshine Boy (wardrobe may vary)Black Friday is over, you did not find the gift of your dreams for that special someone. Perhaps you feel you are running out of time. Pe...
  • I-Gallop Rocking Yard Art Style
    on Nov 25, 2011 in Diane I-gallop
    I am an obsessive person. I go to extremes to be entertained. When I play a video game it is until 3am. 3am where I hear the creak of the bedroom door and hubby is standing there is his little hubby undies giving me "the look". I obsessed on my...
  • A Time Of Change
    on Nov 23, 2011 in big boy Greta Vladimir
    Finally, the patron saint of blogs has granted me divine blog permission to once again post nonsense upon the unsuspecting public.I had a nice rest, well not really, I worked my ass off at work, gained a intern...have managed not to kill said intern...
  • Xmas in July. Or just plain old lazy white trash
    on Jul 15, 2011 in Diane holiday bonus
    Title and submission provided by diane of Loess is MoreSo here you are, a happy but lazy home owner. At sometime you were motivated enough to festoon your abode with happy holiday decor. And not for one holiday but for two.We can assume the pumpkin a...
  • Tights and Speedos
    on Jul 11, 2011 in El Gaucho garden gnomes
    El Gaucho of Deaf Dogs and Benevolent Gnomes discovered a new crime fighting duo. El Gaucho obviously is in the "gnomes are cute and cuddly camp as he feels that gnomes are altruistic.He submits the following proof: Crime fight gnomes. Burt Ward sulk...
  • Sentry Duty
    on Jun 29, 2011 in gnomes m3rma1d
    The word on the street is that field reporters are coming out of retirement. Sentries are on duty to spot yard art paparazzi to warn wanton gnomes and demented dolls of encroaching seasoned yard art hunters.m3rma1d of Fuzzy Foliage managed to infiltr...
  • OMG - Take a break
    on Jun 27, 2011 in killer gnomes
    And this is what happens:zombie gnomesObviously, the world needs Lifes Highway back in action. The Yard Art Games continues.Reporters, time to get back to work. The natives are going rogue.
  • Packing Heat at the Sales
    on Jun 2, 2011 in gnome Marguerite
    Marguerite of Canoe Corner comments:Went to an auction last weekend and the person selling must have been a yard art lover. Pelicans, swans and gnomes. One gnome in particular caught my eye. When did these little guys start packing heat? I knew y...
  • Save The Gnome
    on Jun 1, 2011 in gnome Tufa Girl
    I have been working on a major project at work. Although I wish I were independently wealthy and could pursue a constant devotion of yard art, reality does dictate that I must occasionally focus my energy in other areas.Autonomously,  I receives...