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  • Yo-Yo Prankster
    on May 12, 2010 in Fraud news Videos
    I love a good prank. And this my fine ladies and gents is a doozy! This dude convinced 5 news stations that he is a Yo-Yo master and to allow him to come on their show live to showcase his mad "yo-yo skills". They done got hornswoggled, trolled, slip...
  • WoW Freakout
    on May 11, 2010 in Geek Videos Stupid People
    So this dude is another victim of World of Warcraft. Or as scientists have coined it "WoW". Watch as a beautiful freakout unfolds as he comes to realize that he can't log in to enjoy his sweet, succulent past-time. This dude needs to lay off the Zest...
  • Super Vagina!!!
    on May 9, 2010 in women Videos Sexuality
    Ever wondered how you can make your vagina stronger than Steven Seagal's left judo chop? I sure have and this lady has the answer. Uh huh...I know. Seems impossible but with the help of a crystal ball, a fish hook and some twine, your vagina can atta...
  • Babysitter gets Owned
    on May 8, 2010 in Crazy Videos Animals
    Oh boy, this one is gonna make you think twice before you make fun of cat people again. One could say this is a CATastrophy. Eww, I made my own skin crawl. I'm gonna leave the puns to your best friend's middle-aged father and creepy, great-uncles.I l...
  • The Resurrection of the ROFLs
    on May 8, 2010 in Music Awful Videos
    Ummm...hi. I'm a shitty blogger person. I make blogs die. Well here's a Christmas miracle, I'm thinking of making this thing rise from the dead. My 2 readers will be really happy I bet.I realized that I need to post or I let that little weird part of...
  • Cat Lady Crazy
    on Jan 23, 2010 in Cute Videos Animals
    Every once in a while I go coo coo crazy and spend hours on Youtube looking at cat videos. I have my favorites...ooh Nelly do I have my favorites. Last night was one of those nights. But wasn't it a Friday night you might ask? And then I would gentee...
  • Million Dollar Dumb Dumb
    on Jan 12, 2010 in Awful Videos Stupid People
    What do you get when you mix lifting weights and male vanity? Million Dollar Baby Part 2: The Douche Chronicles. Except this one doesn't have Hillary Swank's puzzling androgynous french braid and slow-motion stool foreshadowing. Yikes, someone needs...
  • Nickledink Antidote
    on Jan 7, 2010 in Music Awful Videos
    Those that know me know that I absolutely want to punch Chad Kroeger in the face. I hear his deep, guttural whine and I seriously lose my shit. Like geez, the guy has had a bowl cut through the better half of this decade. If his songs were actual phy...
  • Bring the Annoyance
    on Jan 6, 2010 in Virals Videos Weird
    Hey guys....guys...hey....hey...HEY! Okay you will only get this after you watch these little gems. I got introduced to the Annoying Orange this grand holiday season. There are only 4 episodes so far but they have softened my wintry, resolute, doldru...
  • Jolly Saint Dork
    on Dec 12, 2009 in Geek Awful Videos
    Just awful...just plain old awful. Okay, parents. Here's the deal. Talk to your kids about the dangers of worldwide embarrassment on Youtube. If you don't then you are the worst parent in the world. Okay maybe not the worst, but close to it. If you a...
  • Where do I find this stuff?
    on Dec 11, 2009 in Awful Old people Creepy
    Okay folks...I've been a real lazy jerk of late. Letting a little thing called "life" get in the way of making rofls and taking names. To make it up to you, I've found a real doozy. It will leave you feeling dirty and agitated to the very core and fi...
  • Hadron Blues
    on Nov 17, 2009 in Science Videos Rants
    So...WTF. I'm an avid fan of science. I science all the time. I'm even sciencing right now. WTF is up with the good for nothin' Hadron collider? I've been waiting patiently for years to find out if the dang Higgs Boson even exists?! What are these ne...
  • Amateur pole dancers never prosper
    on Nov 16, 2009 in Videos drunk Dancing
    Well this is downright embarrassing for everyone involved. But mostly for the drunk girl that ruined everything. You were in a world of your own drunk lady. You were under the impression that your spastic twirls and awkward sashays were indescribably...
  • Pervert Doggie
    on Nov 9, 2009 in Videos Sexuality Animals
    I thought we only had to be worried about creepy men in trench coats? However, this video illustrates that perverts lurk across species and phylum. This opportunistic canine made a poor, hapless victim out of this passed out gentleman. He saw it, and...
  • Don't test Mother Nature
    on Nov 8, 2009 in Videos Stupid People Dancing
    She's a cruel calculating bitch. She's Queen of the Harpies. If you mock her, she will show you what's what before you can say Jack Spratt's Hat. Dancing in the rain is best left for hippies and musical numbers anyways. If you must do it, perhaps you...
  • How to get your assed kicked
    on Oct 22, 2009 in Awful Videos Kids
    Ever wonder how you can stop a bully? Try falling on the ground and feebly kicking the air with your foot. This video will illustrate sure-fire ways to keep the bullies coming back for more. I love all of their far-fetched examples too. If you happen...
  • Avril's Creepy Uncle
    on Oct 22, 2009 in Videos Dancing Creepy
    Well I haven't posted in a week and thought it was high time that I jumped on old Roflopagos and give you guys something to show your family and friends. This video is especially appropriate for grandmothers and young children. Okay...I was just lyin...
  • FACT: We're surfin' machines
    on Oct 15, 2009 in Science blogs Videos
    Check out this lil gem of a video. I love it when videos put sweet factoids together in a neat little package. Computers are taking over the world. Correction: Bloggers are taking over the world. Google something...anything and you can bet your botto...
  • Ouch my eyes!
    on Oct 15, 2009 in commercials Videos Creepy
    I saw this the other night on TV and was really grossed out. That dang Napa AutoPro knew what they were doing when they released this commercial. How does one wash ones brain and eyeballs? Eww, and the song makes it even worse. "We're gonna party...t...
  • Cheeky Bird!
    on Oct 9, 2009 in Videos Sexuality Animals
    Even rare parrots need to get theirs. I love his style of courtship. I bet he gets all the rainforest ass! I'm a sucker for the wing-face-slap myself. What, with his Victorian Gentleman's face and all...what middle-aged male photographer could resist...