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Join Date:
2009-09-06
Blogs Owned
1 - Good Morgans
Learn everything you need to know about the finest Morgan horses on earth.
Other Tags: Morgan, Morgan Horse, Horse, Horse Breeding, Equine
A resource to help you optimise your business by learning & using social media (Web 2.0) simply.. & effectively.
Other Tags: Social Media, Web 2.0, Blog, Blogging, Blogger
Security tips to keep people safe & events successful. U-NOME Security Communication.. Specialists. Modern, personalised security, safety & protection services. Elite, well-presented,.. bodyguards & crowd controllers.
Other Tags: security, safety, protection, crowd control, bodyguard
5 - Imagine Day
Surreal short stories, songs and poems that seek a publisher to produce them in book form.
Other Tags: story, poem, song, fiction, short story
News, tips and information about office, aged care, commercial, corporate and hospitality furniture... Everything you need to make your business shine!
Other Tags: office furniture, aged care furniture, commercial furniture, corporate furniture, hospitality furniture
A free expert resource to help you write, edit and proofread perfect communications for yourself or.. your organisation.
Other Tags: write, writing, copywrite, copywriter, copywriting
8 - The Game
A 46 chapter dystopian novel that extrapolates current social, technological and environmental.. trends. Seeking a publisher to produce this novel in book form.
Other Tags: The Game, Dystopian Novel, Speculative Fiction, Science Fiction, Sci Fi
Latest Blog Posts
- Temerity prayer– God grant me the serenity to forgive people I can change; courage to take out those I cannot and wisdom to know the difference at 1200 metres in fading light with a 10 km crosswind. – Brought to you by Imagine Day the book.
- Bitter brew– Glug, glug, glug, go the dregs of my dad’s last home brew. Not down my throat, but in the sink. Testament to 30 years of continuous unimprovement. It began as a fine recipe. With fresh ingredients from a ‘way-out’ 70s health...
- Cite lineson Feb 27, 2016 in copywriting business writing communication copyright copywrite copywriter LinkedIn write writer writingHere’s a client question that may interest: I was reading a LinkedIn post and I wanted to know the legal rights if I want to use any of that post in a report. I replied: To be on the safe side, put anything you use in “quotes” and give the...
- Seeing redon Feb 22, 2016 in Short Story confinement mars novel paranoia planet psychology sci-fi science fiction space Story writingGuy and Jock were catching up over coffee. It wasn’t real coffee, because they were 58 million kilometres from Melbourne. And it wasn’t a real catch up, because they’d spent four years in training, 252 days on a dummy Mars run in a...
- The very bad detectiveEpisode 2. Phone tap. The dame composed herself and drew up her long legs. The detective glanced at the scene. ‘Like what you see?’ she purred. ‘I’m not really into pastels.’ ‘You think I’ll turn to water?...
- The very bad detectiveEpisode 1. Nothing like a dame. This is a story about one of those detectives with the hat and the fan and the venetian blinds. Except this detective had wooden blinds from Freedom Furniture. The string had snapped and the slats slid about like ice...
- Paedophile blueson Jan 28, 2016 in Poem child abuse court justice paedophile rehabilitation retribution scout victim– Hey there, mis- ter scout- mas- ter; sittin’ in the dock. – Bet you did- n’t bank on this, when you grabbed my – attention. – – ...
- Anxiety– Got the irrits and the shits. Can’t abide nongs or nitwits. Think I’ll shake myself to bits. Anxiety. – Put away the jolly pills. Out of bed to pay the bills. Hi! to Life! and all its ills. Anxiety. – Kick away my trus...
- Bitter lemon– I asked the grocer why he was selling just USA lemons. – He said the sun had fried all the flowers in Queensland. – A melancholy Eureka. –...
- Alcohold– Alcohol’s a millstone That drags you to the deep. It poisons all your daytimes, And Alptraums your sleep. – It steals ‘fun’ from your future, Yet when it comes it’s gone. And if you ever get there, You’ll f...
- Hoarse play– Let’s go bash a horse about! – Dress up, drink down and bet and shout. – And if perchance it falls down dead, forswear your heart and lose your head. –...
- And: another thing.on Jul 16, 2015 in copywriting & ampersand bio business writing communication copwriter copywrite copywriter curriculum vitae cv LinkedIn resume write writer writingI just did the penultimate edit of a resume (CV). My client asked why I changed most instances of ‘and’ to ampersands (&) in his many bullet points. Here’s what I replied: In the context of this document, using ampersands lets b...
- LeafAt age three, you or your child may be told to put 50 fallen liquid amber leaves in a bucket. Sounds fair: kids should help around the home. 50 ain’t many. It’s a fine day. Parents are near. So why the crying? The liquid amber leaf shape...
- Treasure groveI recently helped a client with the piece below. Aaron’s aim was to give a personal perspective of his profession. When we were done, however, we realised the content wasn’t ‘newsy’ enough for the Latest News section of Ecolog...
- Tanks for the memories – the importance of researchI love doing research. This is lucky, as copywriters must do stacks of it to be any good. Get one fact wrong and you can: Torpedo an ad. Destroy a campaign. Sink a brand. Lose a client. Trash your reputation. So when it comes to looking stuff up, I...
- GymPoor coordination, low self esteem, lack of team spirit and/or a preference for academic pursuits may make school gymnasium time dispiriting and uncomfortable. There may be one activity, however, that you do enjoy. If the gym has large, thick, heavy...
- Gathering the clansTo my surprise and dismay, I recently found that one of my most loyal readers had missed some recent pivotal blog posts. On investigation, it emerged that he wasn’t across all the blogs I write. To remedy this, I sent him the list below. It the...
- Commissionon Apr 12, 2015 in Treatment asperger aspergers aspie aspies child abuse comfort paedophile pedophileIf you’re young, your otherness may make you an easy target for paedophiles. If you’re unlucky enough to fall victim, the road to recovery may be twisted and long. Medication, alcohol, therapy, creative writing – all may fail to hea...
- ImagineDo you wonder what aspie fiction is like? This collection of 19 short stories may give you an idea. It took 20 years to create. That should make it 200% better than Catch 22. You can determine if this is true by buying Imagine Day. To do so, go here...
- The true tale of Elizabeth Frensington-SmytheI was rewriting a large website for a client with the glorious double-barrelled name (changed for this tale) of Elizabeth Frensington-Smythe. With big projects, I often begin with small bits and work my way up at increasing speed. Staff bios (profile...