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  • Disclaimer
    on Jun 1, 2011
    According to my current self (May 2011) I think about 90% of this isn't worth two shits. So browse at your own discretion.Go to LOLToTheGrave.Blogspot.com for the rest.
  • My voodlevranx
    on Nov 13, 2010 in adroit review movie
    Some people may say that I've been vacationing for the last few days. They are obviously lying, because as all my closest confidants know, I've been on a mission to the planet Zog to save the king of Voodlevranx from certain doom. This, for some re...
  • New device installed (no there isn't)
    on Oct 22, 2010 in insanity
    My blog has a new innovation never been tried before! The bullshit detector. It translater any and all bullshit coming from the blog. I haven't updated for a few days because I was on a mission in Cuba. Can't tell you anout it. (No, you were bored)...
  • The homeless man Part 1
    on Oct 18, 2010 in poem story
    Scrounging the trash cans for pieces of meat, Living in a cardboard box smelling like fried feet, Filled with hate for the elite, Living like an animal on the street. The story of a homeless man, who, in his pitiful existence felt a huge need of lov...
  • LolCat!
    on Oct 13, 2010 in photoshop
    If you've been on the internet long enough, needless to say you've come across lolcats. These are pictures of cats with captions that try and miserably fail to masquerade humour. They are mainly found on sites like icanhazcheezburger.com. Enough intr...
  • One minute
    on Oct 12, 2010 in review movie
    One minute reviews of the movies I've seen recently: Dr. Strangelove: A huge title, which is a satire on the mistrust that was prevalent in the Cold War. A psychotic general orders his wing to attack the 'Ruskies' and all hell breaks loose. The film...
  • UnReality
    on Oct 10, 2010 in musing
    UnReality Reality TV. Oh God, who came up with Reality TV. Maybe a TV producer on a deadline visited a scientist friend with rats in a maze, and thought, 'What If I replace these rats with semi-celebrities, and film them.'  This man then gave hi...
  • Memento
    on Oct 5, 2010 in review movie
    Imagine a world where you don't remember anything. The only things you can trust are those people who you photograph and write on. The things you write. But how can you trust yourself? It is this world in which the protagonist to memento finds himsel...
  • Over You | Authspot
    on Oct 5, 2010
    Over You | AuthspotA song I wrote on another website. Check it out!Go to LOLToTheGrave.Blogspot.com for the rest.
  • Nursery rhymes
    on Oct 2, 2010 in parody
    Twinkling star in the sky,You are no diamond, that’s a lieNow I don’t mean to be crass,You’re a just a huge ball of a gas Humpty dumpty sat on a wallHumpty dumpty had a great fallHe got a lawyer and sued the builderAnd used the money to make a...
  • A more philosophical tone
    on Sep 28, 2010 in musing
    Every human ponders this question: what is my purpose in life? What is the meaning of life? For centuries, this was the question that was both loved and hated by philosophers. If Douglas Adams is to be believed, the answer is 42. A very unlikely coin...
  • An Alien's Guide
    on Sep 27, 2010 in guide
    I said it as a joke yesterday, but here it is. Click for a larger size. So here's how it works:Every time I feel the need, I write down the entry in this fictitious book about all the stuff I want to.Maybe I'll do it on a specific day, or on random...
  • An Alien's Guide to the movie theater part 2
    on Sep 26, 2010 in musing guide
    Where was I? Oh, right; the audience. The thing about the audiences is that the can be divided into these little groups. There are the whistlers, whose job is self explanatory., There are the shouters, who holler out random advice to the actors on th...
  • An Aliens Guide to the movie theater
    on Sep 25, 2010 in musing movie
    Think of it as the Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy. Greetings, miscellaneous alien. You have had the misfortune of landing on one of the most boring and lifeless planets in the world, the planet Earth. The only solution to this problem is to ge...
  • No, I'm not dead.
    on Sep 23, 2010 in parody
    The title neatly packages the fact.The last update was on September the 9th, which was about 14 days ago. Two weeks where I didn't update at all. Two weeks of tress free life, not trying to come up with something to write about in the megat...
  • Saviour of humanity.
    on Sep 23, 2010 in musing
    In the fifteen short years I've been on the planet, (well technically four long years and 11 shorter ones, but who cares, it's a technicality)  have formulated my theory of life, that is foolproof, and has been tested by me since the last decade...
  • A grave affair
    on Sep 9, 2010 in search engine
    heOkay, I was looking at my stats today morning. My stats are my life support. Whenever there's no activity I start getting delusions of inadequacy and start eying the Desert eagle I have strategically placed right beside my keyboard. So un...
  • 97 million people know what is going on now and get it and he then appointed ring in a postmortem research and the Friday the 30th and the gigantic statue of chocolate UFOs.
    on Sep 8, 2010 in musing
    I see I don't for its is are one people were probably will do it very easy for visitors in the C. is the purpose in one of the Nazis on him and pulls him to move his questioning style to share number of prisons on a normal in some way to him for him...
  • Booking for trouble
    on Sep 6, 2010 in photography musing books
    I went to a bookstore today, and was looking for a book ( what a surprise) when I decided to take a few pictures, just to make the whole thing funny. So here it is: Translation: Poison your dog. Atlas Shrugged... when he saw the size of the...
  • Music week end
    on Sep 5, 2010 in music review
    Halfway through the week, realizing that a music week isn't a good idea isn't a good idea. But what the heck. I'l summarize the rest below. U2: kinda OK at times but their inconsistency does them in Green Day: Oh my god, they rock All am...