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  • Office funny quotes
    on Jul 5, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.Work is for people who don't know how to play golf..No one is listening until you make a mistake.There are two rules...
  • Funny quotes about friendship
    on Jun 27, 2011 in Funny life quotes
    Friendship funny quotesYour friends are what will matter in the end.Friends are like melons. You may try fifty before you find a good one.A true friend walks in when the whole world walks out.Friends let you know that you are not alone on the road of...
  • Pictures with funny quotes
    on Jun 24, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Funny quotesTag: funny quotes,funny profile quotes,funny sayings for status,funny quotes to post on facebook...
  • Funny sayings for facebook
    on Jun 23, 2011 in Funny facebook quotes
    Funny facebook quotes:The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.You spend the first 2 years of...
  • Funny computer quotes
    on Jun 20, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Funny quotesYo mama is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!Software is like sex, it's better when it's free...Virus:the only program that works perfectly every time!Computer and car is same...1-it needs dr...
  • Cute funny quotes
    on Jun 18, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.When the blind leads the blind, get out of the way.There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.Comedy is a trag...
  • Very funny sayings
    on Jun 14, 2011 in Funny quotes and sayings
    Funny quotes and sayingsIt's good to be in a relationship! After all, you cannot blame everything on God and Government!Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google. funny quotesThe last thing I want to do is insu...
  • Funny pictures for Facebook
    on Jun 11, 2011 in Funny facebook quotes
    Funny facebook quotesFunny quotesTag funny quotes,funny facebook quotes,funny sayings for facebook,funny quotes pictures for facebook profile...
  • Hilarious quotes
    on Jun 10, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Funny quotesI asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.hilarious quotesThis isn't an's hell with f...
  • Funny quotes to make you smile
    on Jun 8, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Funny quotesI'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.very funny quotesA man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kiss...
  • Funny profile quotes
    on Jun 8, 2011 in Funny facebook quotes
    Funny facebook quotesYou have a mind like a steel trap...always closed.God made man and then he rested.God made women and then no one rested.funny quotesMakeup does not cover up stupid or crazy.There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my si...
  • Life quotes
    on Jun 6, 2011 in Funny life quotes
    Funny life quotesLife is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.funny sayings about lifeRisks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothingThat's the se...
  • Work funny quotes
    on Jun 6, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Funny quotesThe work has created man, but neither laziness did not kill anybody.The person who knows how……. will always have a job, but the person who knows why….. will be the boss.funny quotes about workIf you think your boss is stupid, rememb...
  • Shopping funny quotes
    on Jun 6, 2011 in Funny facebook quotes
    Funny facebook quotesFunny quotesTag funny quotes,funny quotes on facebook,funny facebook sayings,funny quotes profile for facebook...
  • Funny quotes about men
    on Jun 5, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Funny quotesWise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.very funny quotes about menTo attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior Men should be like Kleenex, sof...
  • Funny quotes and sayings to make you laugh
    on Jun 5, 2011 in Funny quotes and sayings
    Funny quotes and sayingsIf things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.really funny quotesOnce we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.Sho...
  • Funny quotes to make you laugh out loud
    on Jun 4, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Funny quotesMy imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.funny quotes to make you laughDouble your disk space:DELETE Windows!I'm out of my mind...but feel free to leave a message.very funny quotesShhhh.....I'm hiding from the stupid pe...
  • Funny quotes and sayings about marriage
    on Jun 4, 2011 in Funny marriage quotes
    Funny marriage quotesMarriage is not a a sentence.A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."funny sayings about marriageMarriage is a...
  • Facebook funny quotes
    on Jun 3, 2011 in Funny facebook quotes
    Funny facebook quotes to post in your profile or comments and surprise your online friendsSave the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolatefunny quotes for facebookThere is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.It's so simple...
  • Funny quotes about money
    on Jun 2, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Funny quotesIf you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.funny quotesEvery day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.Money is the opposite of the weather.