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  • I'm Quittin' You
    on Feb 12, 2009 in breakups food
    I am officially announcing that I am giving up Chinese food.After an unfortunate incident with some lo mein Saturday night...I will no longer be participating in the enjoyment of chinese food, as a meal, snack, or otherwise. This incident will not be...
  • Books, Books Everywhere... and Not a Thing to ReadI found this great new book website called Good ReadsIt's like a less social, social networking site. You can make lists of the books you read, are reading, or want to read, search and save your favorite quotes, review books, search book lists, discu
  • I'm Quittin' You
    on Feb 12, 2009 in breakups food
    I am officially announcing that I am giving up Chinese food.After an unfortunate incident with some lo mein Saturday night...I will no longer be participating in the enjoyment of chinese food, as a meal, snack, or otherwise. This incident will not be...
  • There's No Crying in Baseball: A Economic Rant
    on Feb 12, 2009 in celebrity rants economy
    So obviously if you're a human being in this country with any kind of knowledge outside of your nose you know we dealing with tough economic times. I am completely sympathetic to this, not least of which is because my company has really felt the burn...
  • Damn it Feels Good to be a GangsterSo it's Sunday. Clearly I have not added the list I had so strongly promised by Friday.┬áSee not even a week into the blog and already I've established myself as a liar. Someone unable to deliver on their ever so tiny promise to add a simple list of...
  • Hay Fever
    on Feb 12, 2009 in phobias hayrides
    One of my earliest Fall/Halloween memories is sitting, in the dark, on a wagon filled with hay. That memory often includes me with my head buried under a hoodie, my eyes shut, and hands firmly placed over my eyes.... and not because of the haunted pa...
  • Life is Funny... So Laugh!So I've been reading a lot of autobiographical nonfiction, some pretty funny stuff. I'm so easily intrigued by anyone that seems to lead a life filled with awkward situations and total over reactions. Awkward things happen to me all the time... but i...
  • Pillowcases: A Rant
    on Feb 12, 2009 in pillows rants
    This is what a dozen pillowcases look like...I picked something festive so you wouldn't be overwhelmed or frightened....You are probably wondering why I've chosen to focus on pillowcases as the subject of a rant. Well here's why, because th
  • Books, Books Everywhere... and Not a Thing to ReadI found this great new book website called Good ReadsIt's like a less social, social networking site. You can make lists of the books you read, are reading, or want to read, search and save your favorite quotes, review books, search book lists, discu...
  • Children of the Corn
    on Feb 12, 2009 in phobias corn hayrides
    Rach: cornfields? really?me: yea i think soRach: how can corn stab you?me: what if you fall? or you're sitting down and look up just as the corn falls off the branch? or someone could accidently/on purpose stab you.Rach: stab you with what??? what pa
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