#84 YOU!
on Sep 21, 2009 in People God Hate You Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! THAT’S RIGHT! I HATE YOU! YES, YOU! This is why I have abandoned you. I don’t love you! I don’t even like you! I hate yo...

Pastor Prays for Obama’s Death
on Sep 8, 2009 in News God Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Now I know this guy, pastor Steven Anderson, is taking quite a bit of heat right now, and I’d just like to take this moment...

Proof That I Exist: Planet Earth
on Sep 5, 2009 in Atheists are jerks Earth Evidence God The perfect size of the Earth, its perfect distance from the sun, and the very fact that it exists at all, PROVE CONCLUSIVELY THAT I EXIST!

What Would Jesus Do?
on Sep 2, 2009 in Q&A Advice Jesus Christ Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to receive the Word of God, as written by your Lord and Savior: Jesus The Christ! As the savior of the world, people ask Me for advice a lot. I almost always duck these questions, because they’re annoying. H...

Are you making enough time for Me?
on Sep 1, 2009 in Assholes God Quality Time Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Strolling through the Universe, I found one human contemplating this question: Are you making enough time for God? THE ANSWER...

Proof That I Exist
on Sep 1, 2009 in Atheists are jerks Evidence God Proof ShareThis...

Proof That I Exist: A Baby
on Sep 1, 2009 in Atheists are jerks Evidence God Proof A newborn baby is perfect and cute in every way. Therefore, I EXIST!

Kentucky is no longer under My Divine Protection
on Aug 31, 2009 in News Smitings Damnation God Kentucky Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! ERGH! I’M SO FRIGGING FURIOUS! The state of Kentucky has chosen to spit in My Eternal Eye! Judge: Homeland Security can’t...

#83 White Trash
on Aug 25, 2009 in People Smitings God Trailers White Trash Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! I HATE WHITE TRAILER TRASH! They are wastrels who have ignored all My Glorious Plans for them in favor of smoking meth and hav...

Florida is no longer under My Divine Protection
on Aug 24, 2009 in Government News Prayers Smitings Charlie Crist Florida God Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF! Let it be known throughout the land: No longer shall I spare Florida from My Yearly Divine Hurricane Wrath. By Holy Tradition...