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  • Interview scammers.
    on Feb 24, 2009 in Uncategorized
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  • Crazy craigslist adult providers…
    on Feb 20, 2009 in Uncategorized
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  • Is $1.99/min worth it?
    on Feb 20, 2009 in Uncategorized
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  • Young Man’s Attempts at Purchasing a Video Game at a 7-11 Yield Only Frustration as Cashier Completey Fails to Understand “What the Fuck Kind of Technobable This Dude Was Talking About”
    on Feb 18, 2009 in Uncategorized
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  • A music pirates storys…
    on Feb 16, 2009 in Uncategorized
    I’m suddenly awoken by this loud banging sound. I’m confused; I don’t know where I’m or what I’m doing. I look around me and I realize I’m completely covered in pirated music files, they are all over me, and I realize that I went into a...
  • My great wife.
    on Feb 14, 2009 in Uncategorized
    My wife, I love her. Shes so great to me. Just the other day she took me to the mall and let me sit in the basket of her rascal. We are a really odd couple but truly in love. I’m 5′2, jet black hair, a solid 100 pounds, shes a [...
  • Dating…
    on Feb 11, 2009 in Uncategorized
    Dating now is so tuff; I’m 29, extremely successful because I run my own business selling elderly people children’s drawings so they can believe their nonexistent grand children love them. Stupid fuckers, *snort*. I consider myself an alpha male...
  • The Raptors Lament
    on Feb 11, 2009 in Raptor Laments
    Every day that passes is more painful than the previous. Every day that passes I still can hear her screams. Born and bred to be the perfect killing machine, I’ am a raptor. A swift breeze rolls in the scent of blood and fear. My mouth waters, m...
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