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• Arkansas
  on Apr 16, 2009
  After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasecto...
• Why did the Chicken cross the road?
  on Apr 12, 2009
  Anderson Consultant:Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Ande...
• A Mime in a Zoo
  on Apr 10, 2009
  One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most...
• America vs. Russia
  on Apr 9, 2009
  The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have f...
• EuroEnglish
  on Apr 7, 2009
  The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's govt conceded that English spelling had s...
• Baked beans
  on Apr 5, 2009
  Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it becam...
• A Religious Hunter
  on Apr 2, 2009
  A man was out hunting. He just happened to be hunting bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for the beasts, he came upon a large and steep hill. Thinking that perhaps there would be bear on the other side of the hill, he climbed up the ste...
• An Art Thief
  on Mar 30, 2009
  Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas.When asked how he could...
• Beer and Ice Cream Diet
  on Mar 28, 2009
  Justification for beer and Ice cream! But stay away from the pizza!As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting...
• Flower and Restaurant
  on Mar 26, 2009
  An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, one said, “last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I...

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