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  • Office funny quotes
    on Jul 5, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.Work is for people who don't know how to play golf..No one is listening until you make a mistake.There are two rules...
  • Funny quotes about friendship
    on Jun 27, 2011 in Funny life quotes
    Friendship funny quotesYour friends are what will matter in the end.Friends are like melons. You may try fifty before you find a good one.A true friend walks in when the whole world walks out.Friends let you know that you are not alone on the road of...
  • Pictures with funny quotes
    on Jun 24, 2011 in Funny quotes
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  • Funny sayings for facebook
    on Jun 23, 2011 in Funny facebook quotes
    Funny facebook quotes:The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.You spend the first 2 years of...
  • Funny computer quotes
    on Jun 20, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Funny quotesYo mama is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!Software is like sex, it's better when it's free...Virus:the only program that works perfectly every time!Computer and car is same...1-it needs dr...
  • Cute funny quotes
    on Jun 18, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.When the blind leads the blind, get out of the way.There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.Comedy is a trag...
  • Very funny sayings
    on Jun 14, 2011 in Funny quotes and sayings
    Funny quotes and sayingsIt's good to be in a relationship! After all, you cannot blame everything on God and Government!Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google. funny quotesThe last thing I want to do is insu...
  • Funny pictures for Facebook
    on Jun 11, 2011 in Funny facebook quotes
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  • Hilarious quotes
    on Jun 10, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Funny quotesI asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.hilarious quotesThis isn't an office...it's hell with f...
  • Funny quotes to make you smile
    on Jun 8, 2011 in Funny quotes
    Funny quotesI'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.very funny quotesA man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kiss...
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