Stupid people stories
on Sep 30, 2009 in Stupid Jokes IDIOTS & RETAILI was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I...

Airplane maintenance
on Sep 25, 2009 in Aviation Jokes "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.(P) = Problem (S) = Solution(P) Left ins...

Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
on Sep 25, 2009 in Aviation Jokes 1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss program. 4. On flights, every section is a smoking section. 5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 6. Our staff ha...

This dog has wrinkles
on Sep 24, 2009 in Funny Photos ...

L.A. Math test
on Sep 24, 2009 in Funny Test This high school math exam gives you insight into life in a crime-filled society.City of Los AngelesHigh School Math Proficiency ExamName:____________________Gang:________________________1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out o...

I want to appeal a case
on Sep 24, 2009 in Lawyer Jokes Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."...

State of Arkansas Residency Application
on Sep 24, 2009 in Funny Test Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (Che...

Knowing the facts
on Sep 23, 2009 in Lawyer Jokes The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses to admit that they did...

Be afraid if you annoy this husband
on Sep 18, 2009 in Marriage Jokes A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-st...

Staged wedding to bust dealers
on Sep 18, 2009 in Marriage Jokes As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and...