Watchmen: Fashion Critique
on Mar 11, 2009 in Movies costume fashion oscars silk spectre straw hats vietnam watchmen   Trench coat masked man walking the streets like Humphrey Bogart…great. Tight latex costume seductively hugging the body of Silk Spectre…awesome. Every Asian in this movie in straw hats…wtf?  I understand that we’re...

Sank You!
on Feb 23, 2009 in Television academy awards Kunio Kato oscars sank you tivo voltron winners Don’t get me wrong, it was great seeing the winners and the speeches, but am I the only one who thought the actual Oscars program was a little lame this year? The actors standing around and paying tribute to each nominee was boring…unl

Obama and His Indonesian Bowel Problems
on Feb 19, 2009 in WTF barrack black impersonator obama red foxx samuel jackson tiger woods I am so thankful for Obama. When he got elected, he opened the door for many new opportunities. One of them being that Asian’s can now impersonate black folk. I can’t wait for the Asian Samuel Jackson or an Asian Red Foxx or an Asian T

Hillary has yellow fever
on Feb 18, 2009 in Politics Asia Society Chinese commie Hillary Clinton hug Last Friday, Hillary Clinton told everyone at the Asia Society in New York that the United States has nothing to fear from the ever-so-economically-rising Chinese and then nailed the point home by awkwardly hugging the president of the organization.

Where is Boomer?
on Feb 17, 2009 in Television asian battlestar galactica boomer bsg grace park hot Korean woman There might be quite a few of you who don’t watch Battlestar Galactica, but the last episode is near approaching and there’s hardly been any sign of Grace Park. Now I don’t know about you…but if you haven’

Eye Wide Slant
on Feb 16, 2009 in Television asian black man criminal eyes fox news hispanic I guess the statement wouldn’t have been bad if it was said like this: “Not a Black male with bucket of fried chicken, not an Asian with his eyes like this, but a Hispanic male, most likely steering an intertube somewhere off the coast

Rucky Strlike
on Feb 16, 2009 in Television Bob Costas hooker Korean pronounce war words Right, those are hard words to say. You know what’s hard for that guy to say? “No honey, I didn’t cheat on you with an Asian hooker while I was in the war.” Bob Costas can’t even say that with a straight f

Asians make great bad guys
on Feb 11, 2009 in Movies ancient antagonist asians bad guys badass evil kung fu This dawned on me the other day in the movie rental store:  1. All Asians know badass kung fu and scoff at the use of guns. That automatically makes us the perfect antagonist. We’re usually beating the hell out of the white protagonist

Thanks For Ruining My Grammy Moment
on Feb 10, 2009 in Television asian awards grammy Kate Perry laser beams You’re kidding me right? Here I am, trying to enjoy Katy Perry’s nice rack when suddenly the Asian girl decides to make an attempt at firing laser beams from her eyes. Sure, it’s always fun to go into a murderous rage using f

Miley Cyrus Isn’t Racist, I Think…
on Feb 8, 2009 in Celebrities asian face goofy miley cyrus photo racist I’m sure everyone was squinting because the flash on the camera was too bright. And maybe mullet-boy and Miley Cyrus were using their telekinetic powers to talk to each other silently. But I’m going to go out on a limb and say that&