Latest Blog Posts for Flying to the Presidency

• Planked Platform
  on Jul 14, 2011
  Here at my campaign headquarters we're busy building a platform of planks that can support more rhetoric and amass more financial contributions than any of the other candidates altogether.  Yes, my fellow and fellowette Americans, David Wayne...
• Campaign Update / June 16, 2011
  on Jun 16, 2011
  We've been very busy with the campaign the past couple of weeks, and I think the fruits of our efforts are pretty obvious to everyone by now.First, we exposed Rep. Weiner's bad behavior. We were forced to use Weiner in order to reveal the existence...
• Charli, the Campaign Manager
  on Jun 8, 2011 in charli campaign
  What will your constituency do when they realize that you take orders from your campaign manager? Thanks for your insightful question.  Charli, my brown and green parrot, is my campaign manager.  This means she works for me, not me for...
• SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
  on Jun 5, 2011 in vp special interests
  Ladies and gentlemen this is Ralph Serious with a WWN (World Wide News) special edition.  As you know highly important judiciary official David Wayne has declared he would confirm plans for his political future as soon as he could stop laughi...
• on May 28, 2011 in special interests fox news New Mexico press
  Given that Fox News reports that you are not a US citizen, and instead were born in New Mexico, do you plan to release the long form of your birth certificate? One of the things that makes this country great is our free press.  People are allo...
• Clarification of Charli's Position
  on May 28, 2011 in charli special interests administration
  Thank you for your timely reply, and thank you for encouraging me to keep in touch. So I have another question. You said: "No longer will special interests be allowed to influence policy or serve the few over the many."Sooooo, if you get elected, d...
• Questionable Citizenship?
  on May 28, 2011 in education special interests millet
  Senator Dylan Cockatiel also appreciates the importance of sunflower seeds. As president, I would hope that you would be interested in ensuring that all birds receive the most appropriate treats. And plenty of them! I am beginning to wonder, howe...
• Charli, the Decision Maker?
  on May 28, 2011 in charli special interests administration
  If you are elected, will Charli be the actual decision-maker? She seemed a tad opinionated when I met her. And can you get her to switch to red, white and blue feathers? Green is so … unAmerican …Thank you so much for your insightful question.
• on May 28, 2011 in special interests
  Madame Candidate, had u researched Acme, Inc, you would see their faulty safety record and low consumer scores puts them at risk of imminent harm toward your fine feathered constituency. I, personally, have been in touch with one Wile E. Coyote,...
• No Bird Left Unscritched
  on May 28, 2011 in special interests millet
  Do you (and Charli) support the Millet in Every Dish protocol as presented by D. Cockatiel in the No Bird Left Unscritched bill? As you know, cockatiels hold a special place in my heart.  The No Bird Left Unscritched bill was originally...

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