Latest Blog Posts for Results Not Typical Girl

• happy blessings day y’all
  on Nov 24, 2011 in etc. blowjobs girlfriends roadtrips thanksgiving
  For Thanksgiving, a girlfriend of mine is roadtrippin’ it with her yumtastically-lickable boyfriend to meet his parents.  I’ve always said that roadtrips and moving are something every couple should do before making any sort of permane...
• a blog hiatus
  on Nov 22, 2011 in blogging
  4am came and my body was all like, “Hey. Hi. How are ye? Watcha doin’? Ready to get up? Weee!”  I reckon that’s why I get for thinkin’ I don’t have enough time to get all my fashit done. I was … Continue re...
• wtf wednesdays: an a+ in wtfery
  on Nov 16, 2011 in wtf wednesdays babysitter felons flyers marketing typos
  Hole. E. Fuckballs. If I made a list of all the ways I’ve screwed up my offspring, thank Baby Hey-Zeus that “picking this daycare provider” ain’t on the list…...
• how i found out i have time to exercise
  on Nov 15, 2011 in fat ass counseling diet exercise fat Health
  So I’m at counseling yesterday and she asks me, “If you got cancer and they told you that you needed chemo and radiation for 1 hour a day for 3 months, would you do it?” I nodded.  “So it would … Continue reading →...
• the one about being a diagnosed goober
  on Nov 9, 2011 in fat ass tictac Anxiety motherhood procrastination therapy
  There are days when I wonder how my life has become so  un-blogged.  It’s not that I don’t have anything to write about. I haven’t stopped composing posts in my head.  It’s more of a the-cape-of-motherhood is choking the sh...
• wtf wednesdays: can’t. stop. laughing.
  on Nov 2, 2011 in video post wtf wednesdays college boys are stupid god bless naked men streaking video windex
  Here’s a video I recently got from a colleague called “Windex DOES Prevent Streaking.” Cuz nothing screams, “professional work environment” like a client emailing me a video of a guy’s junk bouncing as he runs.  I...
• cuz i’d rather turn off my lights than offer fruit snacks to trick or treaters
  on Oct 31, 2011 in this should do wonders for our obesity epedemic Candy Candy bar chocolate Fruit snack Gingerbread Halloween Holiday trick-or-treat
  As a blogger, I get a gazillion pitches daily (give or take an ass-load).  This year, I was ubertastically annoyed at all of the ones offering me healthy-alternative fruit-snack-ish substitutions.  Seriously? Use your fruit snack alternative as an...
• wtf wednesdays: cuz i thought mizfit might be joking…
  on Oct 26, 2011 in includes affiliate links wtf wednesdays
  Turns out she wasn’t. O-My-Fucking-Goodness. Let Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Winter-Solstice wishlist begin… Barbie Sweet Talking Ken Doll Turns out you can make him say any 5-second statement and then tell it if you want the pitch to be...
• the one about carrots, eggs, and coffee beans
  on Oct 25, 2011 in just when i was about to run out of things to be grateful for Boiled egg Carrot Coffee Exceptional Living
  Have you ever met someone who is gorgeous, smart, funny, and happy and yet you decided to be all gracious and shit and like them anyway even though they are a total gene-whore? That’s how I felt when I read … Continue reading →...
• chicken, eggs, and blogging – oh my
  on Oct 24, 2011 in blogging
  You know that saying, “God never gives you more than you can handle?”  Well it’d be downright nifty if he didn’t think so highly of me. I love blogging. It centers me. It makes me feel connected. It maximizes the … Cont...

{pvComments::user_name}

{pvComments::date}

Delete 

{pvComments::comment}

Post a Comment