Top Ten Childhood Crushes
on Nov 16, 2009 in Top Ten Full House MTV Retro Saved By The Bell Sex Women This isn’t a post about girls from my 5th grade class that you never heard of. In fact these are celebrities (almost all tv related actually) that my boyhood self had crushes on from roughly the years 1989-1997 …give or take a year or two...

Poots Walker
on Nov 16, 2009 in Music Somewhat Historial Significance david allan grier Farts poots walker I had no clue David Allan Grier was still working after his role in Jumanji, but this is just incredible. You might like these related memos:The Oversaturation Of Christmas MusicReturn of the Flint PodVideo of the DayVideo of the Day!Top 10 Humans W...

Religious Crazy People
on Nov 13, 2009 in Issues crazy shit God rant religion I’ve never met him, but from what I understand God is a pretty cool guy. I don’t mean to be sacrilegious in saying that; I just don’t need to be reminded of it everywhere I go by religious crazy people. Just last week I was mindin...

Jackass: The Lost Tapes
on Nov 13, 2009 in Entertainment Television Badass Jackass MTV The Captains at TCM equally agree on a few things. The genius of Billy Murray, The Lingerie Football League, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia and of course Jackass. This just released DVD is something of a false advertisement. These aren’...

Random Thoughts Of The Day
on Nov 13, 2009 in Random Dollar Store Malls Thoughts What the fuck is it about the  Dollar Store that makes them all have that same universal smell? Other than the stench of selling cheap knock off products regardless of copyright infringment, I am baffled. You might like these related memos:Random...

Captain of the Month – November 2009
on Nov 12, 2009 in Captain of the Month Captain Hook As you know, every month we salute a certain “Captain”. Paying homage to their positives and negatives. Well, this month is no different, we will be saluting everyone’s favorite Captain, Captain Hook. Let me disclaim you all firs...

The Oversaturation Of Christmas Music
on Nov 12, 2009 in Holiday Issues Christmas Music Songs This is a brief follow up to my previous post about how Holidays are now being pushed on us so incredibly early. There’s something I noticed this year that is beyond ridiculous. A local oldies radio station where I live, at one time played Bud...

People of Public Transit
on Nov 11, 2009 in Random crazy shit Public Transportation Hey! Remember The People of Walmart? Yea, who can forget that gem. Well, we have stumbled across a website similar in nature in exposing the freaks of nature that inhabit our world. Instead of showcasing the super rednecks that shop Walmart, they hav...

Jukebox Romantics
on Nov 10, 2009 in Entertainment Music boobs jukebox romantics Nightmare River Band With a song called “Just One More Drink (And I’ll Be Fine),” why wouldn’t you be interested in checking out a video: A song about drinking featuring a bartendress with big boobs? Genius. We’ve seen the drinking angle...

Great Moments In World History
on Nov 9, 2009 in Music Somewhat Historial Significance Beatles Bob Dylan weed It was hard to narrow down which event to highlight in this entry. The fall of the Berlin Wall, Hitler’s suicide, the establishment of the Lingerie Football League? Older entries have already taught us about the invention of beer, the chair and...