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  • :: Doctor Joke
    on Oct 28, 2012
    Joke Name*:"WHAT CAN BE WORSE THAN MALIGNANT"Joke Type*:Doctor JokeJoke*:A brain surgeon told a patient " you have a growing mass in your brain, it needs to be tended to immediately or it will kill you" The patient agreed to su...
  • :: Classic Joke
    on Oct 23, 2012
    Joke Name*:treesJoke Type*:Classic JokeJoke*:what dose a maple tree like to watch on t.v? sap operasAdult Joke?(not for kids)*:NoSubmitter's Name:susan pughPowered by EmailMeForm...
  • :: Animal Joke
    on Jul 3, 2012
    Joke Name*:the man who wanted to fuck a sparrowJoke Type*:Animal JokeJoke*:there once was a man who wanted to fuck a sparrow the sparrow said no you cant have a go my arse crack is to narrowAdult Joke?(not for kids)*:YesSubmitter's Name:james crawfor...
  • :: Dirty Joke
    on Jun 21, 2012
    Joke Name*:Awkward BobJoke Type*:Dirty JokeJoke*:Bob was a member of the chess club. He had to play against a foreign exchange student named Mi Meeet. He won, so when his mother asked him about his day, he said, " Today was truly climatic! I end...
  • :: General Joke
    on Jun 8, 2012
    Joke Name*:Jimmy - 4 letters of the alpherbet!Joke Type*:General JokeJoke*:For Jimmys H.M. was learn the 1st 4 letters of the alpherbet. So at first he asked his Mum "What is the first lette of the alpherbet?". His mum had just messed up he...
  • :: Dirty Joke
    on Mar 22, 2012
    Joke Name*:Malignant or not Doc?! Joke Type*:Dirty Joke Joke*:A guy walks into his Doctors office with a concern about a mole he found on the underside of his penis. Doctor says, "ok, drop your trousers and let's have a looksee." After a fe...
  • :: Corny Joke
    on Feb 18, 2012
    Joke Name*:Viagra Joke Type*:Corny Joke Joke*:What is the antidote for viagra? Sta-Soft! Adult Joke?(not for kids)*:Yes Submitter's Name:TAK Powered by EmailMeForm...
  • :: General Joke
    on Jan 19, 2012
    Joke Name*:we need to stop for gas Joke Type*:General Joke Joke*:2 guys are going somewhere along in a car 1 of them says we need to stop for gas and the 2end 1 says oh i have plenty of gas and he farts Adult Joke?(not for kids)*:No Submitter's Name...
  • :: General Joke
    on Aug 25, 2011
    Joke Name*:Ghadafi Joke Type*:General Joke Joke*:I hear Ghadafi's body double is out of a job today. No he wasn't fired, in fact Mohamar begged him to stay. And he didn't even give two weeks notice. The workforce these days - but hey, ya gotta move o...
  • :: Fat Joke
    on Aug 3, 2011
    Joke Name*:Fat Chick In An Accident Joke Type*:Fat Joke Joke*:A fat chick got in an accident. Her car rolled several times. By the time the paramedics got there, the fat chick had died. When the investigators got done with anaylizing the scene, they...
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