Advice
on Nov 18, 2009 in advice Maddie By Maddie1. Speak in an Irish accent as often as possible. It gives the impression that you're an exotic foreigner, so women will want to sleep with you, without being exotic enough to be the victim of hate crimes or racial profiling.2. Don't refer t...

Debate: Is Glenn Dying Worse Than Steven Tyler Quitting Aerosmith?
on Nov 10, 2009 in Aerosmith Glenn Jake Glenn dying By Glenn and JakeIs my life worth more than the music of Aerosmith? Jake sent me a link to a story about Steven Tyler quitting Aerosmith recently but realized immediately after sending it that I could be in a car at the time and would surely die upo...

Life With Mikey [11-10-09]
on Nov 10, 2009 in LIfe with Mikey Mikey By MikeyWhen I went to check my email this morning, I found that it was full of messages of people wondering why there was no Life With Mikey yesterday. Well, I forgot! I had a lot of stuff to do this weekend, including going to Menards. Anyway, h...

Aerosmith Has Broken Up!
on Nov 9, 2009 in Aerosmith Jake By JakeThe sky hangs gray with the news that Steven Tyler has decided to leave the classic rock band and modern pop group, Aerosmith. Joe Perry, in an interview with the Las Vegas Sun, one of the few newspapers left in America, said:"Steven quit as...

Debate: Should Jake Listen to the new Kottonmouth Kings Album?
on Nov 6, 2009 in Tuesday Debate Kottonmouth Kings high school music By Glenn and JakeWhen I attended high school back in the late 90s and very early 00s it was not fully unacceptable to listen to Insane Clown Posse yet, especially considering the most popular band at the time was Limp Bizkit. I was an ICP fan, a jug...

Advice
on Nov 3, 2009 in advice Maddie By Maddie1. The best thing to tell a pregnant woman is, "Congratulations!" "You're not that fat yet," is the second best. Never ask, "Are you keeping this one?" 2. Saying, "My babysitter is obsessed with poking me on Facebook" will always make you so...

Life With Mikey [11-02-09]
on Nov 2, 2009 in LIfe with Mikey Mikey By MikeySeems like people don't care much about Ferris wheels anymore. When I was a kid everybody seemed to love them and couldn't get enough of them. Now all anybody cares about is Nintendo DS and texting.Why in the world would anyone eat vegetari...

Debate: The Balloon Boy Hoax
on Oct 30, 2009 in Tuesday Debate Jake Glenn Balloon Boy Hoax By Glenn and JakeGreat minds and folk singers all over the world are still stuck on one mind-blowing event that occurred on October 15, 2009. That event being the three county flight of Coloradoan Falcon Heene, better known as the "Balloon Boy." So...

Life With Mikey [10-26-09]
on Oct 26, 2009 in LIfe with Mikey Mikey By MikeyHollywood should make a movie about that lady astronaut that wore a diaper and wanted to kill that other astronaut. I think America is ready for a movie like that.I've put more quarters into Centipede than I have into Coke machines.Throwing...

Labor Pains
on Oct 24, 2009 in hypocrisy sidewalk counseling cold case tv movies lindsay lohan Maddie hootie and the blowfish catholicism abortion By MaddieI have always been pro-choice. I’m sure it’s because I was raised this way, but I’d like to think I'd come to this conclusion even if I were born into the Brownback family. I went to Catholic schools from kindergarten through high scho...