Latest Blog Posts for The Wilder Coast

• The Arts and Crafts Hour
  on Sep 22, 2011 in Writing Humor
  Hello again. I recently wrote a little piece for Trailsedge called The Arts and Crafts Hour. My editor changed the title to Arts and Crafts for the Outdoor Enthusiast to make it sound more appealing. I'm pretty sure this piece is doomed. It's not go...
• Winners
  on Sep 21, 2011 in not winning Humor
  With the comedy classes I've been taking, I've started thinking about a stand up routine. It's a ways off, but in terms of material I keep going back to the same little piece of my life. Which leads me to admit something I've been keeping from you. I...
• The Yellow Breakdown Product
  on Sep 19, 2011 in not winning Humor
  Wikipedia defines Bilirubin as such: Bilirubin (formerly referred to as hematoidin) is the yellow breakdown product of normal heme catabolism. Heme is found in hemoglobin, a principal component of red blood cells. Bilirubin is excreted in bile and ur...
• A Promising Start
  on Sep 15, 2011 in Writing not winning winning Humor
  Tuesday, September 13th, 2011. Henceforth referred to as The Night I Cried With The Homeless. I was crying because I could not find my improv class, and if that is not the most pathetic sentence ever written then I don't want to know what is. I wasn...
• Moving Right Along
  on Sep 13, 2011 in Writing winning Humor
  I'm really excited that so many people read and enjoyed my article about barfing till my eyes exploded. But now it's time for me, and everybody else, to move on. I want to direct you now to my most successful piece so far this year, a tiny article I...
• Every Mistake Ever Made
  on Sep 9, 2011 in Pain not winning Humor
   At the beginning of the month, I moved into a new house in a neighborhood across town. The new place has everything I wanted and then some: a stunning view of the Olympics, a bakery down the block that only sells pie, track lighting, a back yar...
• Woof
  on Sep 8, 2011 in Pain not winning
  Human kind, beware. You are one bad hamburger away from this:...
• This Thing I Wrote about Coffee (and Rudy)
  on Sep 7, 2011 in Writing Humor
  Well my sister moved away, I'm in the middle of unpacking, my eyeballs are bleeding and I've misplaced my keys. I could sure use some coffee right now, couldn't you? Sadly for me, I can't have any coffee because I tore my insides up by contracting E.
• The happiest place in the world is this blog
  on Sep 4, 2011 in Writing Humor
  Hey guys. It's come to my attention that my blog has been a major bummer lately. I'm sorry, it's just that, I don't know- oh yeah, my hometown got washed away. But anyway, in response I put together a list of ten things that make me super happy. Thes...
• Our Town
  on Sep 3, 2011 in East winning
  This is my hometown! That woman shouting that it's not over yet is Dr. Halle, my 9th grade English teacher, the woman offering showers is Elissa's mom, that man- okay, I could go on, because I'm from a quintessential small town where everyone knows e...

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