Philippine Riddles with English Translations - a collection of Pinoy jokes with English translations

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  • Granted Prayers
    on May 6, 2009 in school jokes jokes
    Nahuli ng guro ang kanyang estudyante na may kodigo. Guro: Ano ‘to? Estudyante: Prayer for exams po, Ma’am! Guro: Prayer? Niloloko mo ba ako? Eh may sagot eh! Estudyante: May sagot po? Yes! My prayers have been answered! Thank you, Lord! Student...
  • Goldilocks vs. Red Ribbon
    on Mar 20, 2009 in pinoy pun goldilocks red ribbon
    Q: Anu ang ayaw isuot ni Goldilocks sa buhok nya ? A: Red Ribbon Goldilocks and Red Ribbon are top most popular bakeshops in the country, that’s why the joke is in reference to their rivalry when it comes to business.
  • Parking Lot jokeboy-pwede bang manligaw? girl-bakit? meron ka bang car? pajero, toyota, honda? boy-ANO KA?! PARKING LOT?? a boy asks the girl he likes if he can court her. The girl weighs the decision by asking him whether he has a car and sites examples. the boy, i...
  • Erap and MiloErap was onced asked to endorse MILO as the official olympic drink. He agreed but on one condition: That no script shall be given to him because he has the best idea on how to promote the product. Everybody was a bit doubtful, but they agreed anyway,...
  • Erap with the World Wide WebOne day, Erap noticed people were signing up for a free seminar about the WWW. Erap said: “It’s really nice to see so many people interested in history. But, there should be another seminar where our country was more involved.” His...
  • Erap and the beer bottle1. How are a San Miguel beer bottle and Erap alike? They are both empty from the neck up. 2. Why does Erap keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They are for those who don’t drink!
  • Erap in 3rd gradeOn the first day of Grade 3, Erap’s math teacher asked the students to count to 50. Many of them did very well, some getting as high as 37. But Erap did extremely well; he made it to 100 with only 3 mistakes. At home he told his Dad how well he...
  • Pedro is guiltyCLASS: Mam and baho po dito, may umutot! MAM: Ok class, sino man and umutot bibigyan ko ng 95 na grade. PEDRO: Mam ako po! i-100 nyo na mam kc napatae na din po ako! -In a classroom a student complains that it stinks and smells like someone just fart...
  • Erap and the laptopExec Sec Zamora: Sir, puwede bang palitan ‘tong laptop ko? Erap: Bakit? Zamora: Masyadong mabigat, eh! Erap: Ba’t di ka mag-delete ng files para gumaan? -Zamora requests Erap if he could change his laptop because it’s very heavy. Er...
  • Erap on golfBeing a new golfer Erap must learn the game’s ethics. If you hit the ball and you are afraid someone may get hit, it is a courtesy to yell “fore” , not Erap, he yells “isa” because its just one ball. He lost count of rou...
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