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  • Hypocrite: Uninterrupted
    on Mar 18, 2012
    Today I let Dolce, my American Eskimo, outside. To my dismay, my neighbors had let their chickens out on my front porch. 30 seconds later, I heard my 9 year old neighbor scream "DOLCE!!! NO!"I ran outside, but I was too late. She had caught and kille...
  • Simple Question
    on Mar 11, 2012
    Why is there a Braille map in the MIDDLE of EPCOT Center?It would seem if you've made it that far, you'll probably be alright...
  • Because THAT is how you manage a restaurant.
    on Mar 9, 2012
    Halloween last year. One of my crew members and myself... When I sent this to my regional manager, he simply said... "The restaurant's not actually open... Right??"I chose not to reply.For the record, it's a Scarface costume! Not John Travolta... An...
  • Too close for comfort
    on Mar 8, 2012
    When I first sat down at Jason's Deli a few minutes ago, I thought the tables were too close. Then, having overheard the conversation from the hens next to me about their gynecologist retiring, I was pretty sure. Having to suffer through their detai...
  • Mother knows best?
    on Mar 7, 2012
    When I was 16 years old, I worked in my dad's pizzeria. I used to drive my father crazy with stupid jokes and lame attempts to be funny and, over time, he wanted to disembowel me on many, many occasions. One long, busy night at Big Nick's Pizza, I ma...
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