It's not a bird, it's not a plane. It's not a comic, it's not a blog... It's not even really that funny.

Owner: Kate_Meredith

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  • An Interesting Lifestyle Choice
    on Jun 10, 2014 in Back to work Maternity Leave Work
    I have made an “interesting lifestyle choice” apparently.I’m not entirely sure what this means, but people keep saying it to me, regardless. It sounds like I’ve decided to move to the outback and dress only in the discarded shells of ci...
  • Shake ItSomething has happened to my cocktail shaker. It's 1:47 in the morning and its been taken off the shelf for the first time in months. Also, someone has just thrown up on me and my sink is lined with empty bottles. Ask most people in their mid 20...
  • I Hate Being Pregnant
    on Feb 13, 2013 in Pregnancy
    I hate being pregnant. There. I said it. I know a lot of women who luuuuuurve being pregnant and you know what? Fuck them. It’s awful. I know I’ve broken the cardinal rule of human baking: Thou shalt be happy about your stretchy uncomfortable ute...
  • The Great Perhaps
    on Oct 26, 2012 in I hate my job The Great Perhaps Fear
    Adventures can start with a spontaneous bang, or with a tiny kernel of quiet resolve, like ice in your heart.Embarking on something new is always terrifying. If you’re not terrified, you’ve not grasped the situation properly. People have told me...
  • If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
    on Sep 17, 2012 in Back to the future Driving Sydney
    I jumped into my DeLorean on Friday night and commenced my epic drive to Sydney. About 6 hours in, I realised that I’m too old for this shit. 26 is too old to be working all day, and then driving all night. I used to be able to get by on no sleep a...
  • I hate you, don't leave me.I was diagnosed with bipolar affective disorder and borderline personality disorder when I was a teenager. I must have been about 16 or so when it all happened. I have always understood that it is an illness and it's not something that I caused or wa...
  • As Triple J says: Watch out! Bad words! Now!
    on May 25, 2012
    “Swearing, they say, is a human universal. Every language, dialect or patois ever studied, living or dead, spoken by millions or by a small tribe has a certain group of words that are considered swearing.”Swearing is like all language – fluid.
  • "It's not a car Kit. It's a 2 tonne killing machine, and you're driving it, so help us all."
    on Mar 14, 2012
    I've never really been one for self transportation. I never learned to ride a push bike, a scooter, a skate board or a motor bike and I consistently fell over on my roller-blades, so I gave up. It took me until I was older than should be spoken...
  • Happy Valentine's Day - Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    on Feb 14, 2012
    I know I’ve spoken about it before, and I don’t doubt that at some point I will speak about it again, but please, for the love of God, put down your fucking iPhone. Yesterday was Valentine’s Day and whether you’re on the “Snuggly-bear I wuv...
  • Too lazy to finish a sente....
    on Feb 6, 2012
    One of the dangers of being a slovenly creature, like myself, is that when home alone one night and cooking dinner for yourself without witnesses you are liable to make mistakes. Take for instance, this evening. Husband is at dance and I am home by m...
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