The shoulders we lean our shoulders into on the subway, mutter an apology.
on Nov 17, 2009 in Public Transportation personal space subway train Submitted Request: If there is a section of three seats on the subway, don’t sit in the middle so you can spread out.  If it gets crowded many people will feel awkward sitting directly next to you and will opt to stand.  They shouldn’t...

I see you fiddling with your purse… now pull the eff through the ATM spot so I can get my cash!
on Nov 16, 2009 in Public Spaces atm lines time Submitted Request: When there is a line behind you at the Drive-Thru ATM, pull out of the ATM spot AND THEN organize your cash… I have places to be and things to do! Etiquette Statement: It is rude to organize cash while parked at a Drive-Thru...

Not exactly AB…C… gum…
on Nov 13, 2009 in Communication food gum sharing Submitted Request: Guys: Don’t offer a lady a piece of gum, allow her to accept your offer and then proceed to peel the gum molded to the curvature of your butt out of your warm sweaty back pocket. At this point you have to accept and chew the...

Wow, dude, you look really stressed. Me, I’ve been napping for hours. Tell me what you think these dreams mean.
on Nov 12, 2009 in Communication household time Submitted Request: If someone looks busy or occupied, whether it be a co-worker, a housemate, or a friend, ask them if they have a minute. Don’t just start ranting and assume they have time to listen to you. Etiquette Statement: If a person loo...

‘Diligent’, that’s very interesting. And how do you feel about blonde bimbos?
on Nov 11, 2009 in Office Uncategorized interview Submitted Request: I request that if you’re conducting a job interview for a peer-level position you don’t let your own personal or political agendas factor in if they aren’t relevant to the job. Etiquette Statement: Employees con...

You have such appetizing handwriting!
on Nov 10, 2009 in Shared Living Space food household sharing Submitted Request: If someone takes the time to label their food, don’t eat it. Etiquette Statement: If someone has labeled that food is theirs, it is off-limits to everyone else unless they offer it.

Informalities only, please!
on Nov 9, 2009 in Netiquette emails formalities Submitted Request: I request that people don’t treat emails like letters. There’s no need for all the formalities… cut to the chase, already. Etiquette Statement: People have no responsibility to include formalities e-mails.

Turn off that parked bike’s lights!
on Nov 6, 2009 in Public Spaces community courtesy Submitted Request: Some Bicycle Etiquette. If you’re a cyclist and you see a random bike that is parked with its light on, do that person a favor and turn off the light. We all forget to turn our lights off once in a while and they run out of b...

Sometimes a euphemism just wouldn’t do the trick anyways.
on Nov 5, 2009 in Dating propriety relationships sex Submitted Request: My ex would always leave me sitting alone while he went to masturbate in MY bathroom in MY house. It was very rude. He would say it was something every guy did and that I was supposed to accept this. Etiquette Statement: It is rude...

Just because it wasn’t true when he said it doesn’t mean he can’t make it true before you get to the Wikipedia page.
on Nov 4, 2009 in Dating customs farewells relationships respect Submitted Request: Recently my 17 year old son brought home the girl he is dating to have dinner with us. My parents, who live next door to us, were here as well. At the time of departure the girl did not acknowledge my parents at all, she only said...