Latest Blog Posts for The Artist Formerly Known As Lonna Cottrell

• THIS BLOG HAS MOVED.
  on Aug 1, 2013 in Uncategorized
  I can now be found over at http://www.lonnacottrell.wordpress.com...
• Mali’s Mouth
  on Dec 3, 2012 in Quotes daughter funny my step-dad's a freakin' vampire pills sperm step-dad tampons
   Comments from my twelve year old girl My husband: “Lonna. What size shirt are you? A medium?” Me: “Yes. I am a medium.” Mali: “Cool! What am I thinking right now?” “I just took a fart.” “You know what&#...
• For Red Necks, Life’s a Bitch then You Marry One
  on Nov 22, 2012 in Familial Fragments Theme Thursdays dad father red neck theme thursdays vacation disaster
  After reading this week’s Theme Thursdays homework, depression set in. The topic: My biggest vacation disaster. Despite being on this planet for nearly 4 decades, my life’s been sheltered. I haven’t visited as places as I had planned; t...
• A Girl, a Friday Night at Home, and My Camera
  on Nov 20, 2012 in wordless wednesday daughter funny
  I present you with what happens when my twelve year old daughter becomes bored. In honor of World Toilet Day, here’s Princess Poopy.    ...
• Theme Thursdays: One Ideal
  on Nov 15, 2012 in Theme Thursdays ideals teaching children theme thursday words of wisdom
  This week’s Theme Thursday homework: If you could impress one lesson, ideal, or moral on your children, what would it be? Just one? I’ve been trying to choke them with twelve hundred thousand Duggarillion. How am I going to pick one?
• Theme Thursday: One Ideal
  on Nov 15, 2012 in Theme Thursdays ideals teaching children theme thursday words of wisdom
  This week’s Theme Thursday homework: If you could impress one lesson, ideal, or moral on your children, what would it be? Just one? I’ve been trying to choke them with twelve hundred thousand Duggarillion. How am I going to pick one?
• Diagnosis Midlife Crisis
  on Nov 13, 2012 in My Torturous Thoughts funny humorous midlife crisis old sick
  This occurred 10-04-2012 The physicians mentioned below have no affiliation with my place of employment. If they did, I couldn’t blog about my visit. For this privilege, my copay’s $25. Their names have been substituted with members o...
• Wordless Wednesday: My Husband’s Past Life As Burgerlicious
  on Nov 13, 2012 in wordless wednesday lindsay lohan
  While rummaging through/snooping/sorting through the stuff my husband kept as a bachelor, I found this gem. This captures his pre-Cottrell-Thompson life perfectly. This piece of artwork will be framed and hung in our kitchen.
• Wordless Wednesday: An Ode to Decorative Trash Cans
  on Nov 7, 2012 in wordless wednesday daughter decorative trash cans humor trash trash can
  At a friend’s house this weekend, my 12 year old daughter did this: Then she took pictures, removed the evidence, and pretended this incident never happened.
• Simon says…(again)…
  on Nov 7, 2012 in Familial Fragments Quotes words of wisdom
  Words of wisdom from a four year old Me: “Simon! Stop flopping around your Leapster case! And stop flopping around your Leapster! If you break it, you’re not getting another one! That is an expensive piece of electrical equipment!” Simo...

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