Letters to Cookie - It's a *Crazy* World, Dear Dog
on Oct 24, 2009 in Crazy World Google Search Letters to Cookie Dearest of All Cookie,What are the haps?? I know, I know. I really am sorry, I didn't think of this earlier. What can I say, I'm an idiot, I had simply, forgotten, that you could write a letter to someone.So?!! Does someone check if your nose is damp...

L.M.N.O Better the World for the Worse
on Oct 16, 2009 in Short Story Just for Fun L, M, N, O were all of six. Short pants, dirty hands, broken knees and good hearts. They were not like the other kids, though. L, M, N, O played separately, laughed sensibly and most importantly thought differently.(This is not a poem.)L - What would...

seriously@whathashappenedtomylife.com
on Oct 3, 2009 in Slowtumblinglife Becoming a Housewife Life Middle Toe Cookie No really, wtf?So get this, Sundays used to be these awesomely slow and lazy things just a few months ago. I’d wake up and then fall asleep and basically do this for a while. And then there’d be much wrestling with the dog and pillows, hours spen...

A Collective Understanding of Something (Anything) Strange
on Sep 12, 2009 in Short Story Umm… What surprises me, to this day is, well, is how I never think of him when I’m at home or working or with my children or on holiday or… or buying grocery.No, it’s funny, I never think… Sometimes, sometimes I even… I tell myself I will...

Conversations With Cookie - I Enjoy Weekdays More! I AM SICK!!
on Aug 17, 2009 in Me We Talk On The Phone Now and Say Awesome a LOT. And overuse CAPS. Conversations With Cookie Cookie Me: So, I guess I enjoy weekdays more than weekends.It's a disease.BUT a good one!!! Like when you sit awkwardly, your bum goes all tingly and numb. I enjoy that. AWESOME!Cookie: Me too. It's a pity we don't sit weirdly often enough.Me: Ya. That and...

Swing 39
on Aug 15, 2009 in Delhi Good Morning Django Reinhardt The Rains It's raining! FINALLY!Special ingredients for a totally rad morning -1. Rain2. Tea3. Much time to read the News.4. No Swine Flu, yet!5. The company of a swag of brilliant humans.6. Music of the following kind -...

Conversations With Cookie - Same Old
on Aug 9, 2009 in Me Conversations With Cookie Cookie Me: H-E-Y!!Cookie: Hi.Me: Long time, eh?Cookie: Yeah.Me: So, what's up?Cookie: Same old.Me: Ya?Cookie: Hmm.(Ya so basically, I think I am back!)...

My Giant Foot (A Portrait of an Artist as a Loser)
on Jun 17, 2009So, I wake up one morningAnd what do I find?A giant right foot, that’s always been mine. How odd I say, to myself!But finally, my own voiceTo share with everybody else.And the crowds gather,as I let them know.They stand in admiration as the words t...

My Giant Foot (A Portrait of the Artist as a Loser)
on Jun 17, 2009 in Restlessness Giant Foot Poetry? So, I wake up one morningAnd what do I find?A giant right foot, that’s always been mine. How odd I say, to myself!But finally, my own voiceTo share with everybody else.And the crowds gather,as I let them know.They stand in admiration as the words t...

Aristotle Didn't Get Much (QED)
on Jun 13, 2009 in The Republic Hannibal Lecter QED Utopia Archimedes Philosophy Vignette Plato Double Entendres Aristotle So I was in the loo today and suddenly I couldn't remember what exactly got Archimedes all excited. (I didn't run out naked!!! Ladies???!)I mean I knew that he got into his tub and then some water spilled over (some say splashed, in which case Archim...