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• Anyone who votes no to Lisbon is clinically retarded.
  on Sep 28, 2009
  I mean that. I really fucking do.On the Yes side, you have the three most popular political parties, the majority of trade unions in Europe, 90% of business owners in Ireland, and every major economist.On the No side, you have the likes of Sinn Fein,...
• Anyone who votes no to Lisbon
  on Sep 20, 2009
  ...is just trying to be a rebel. "OH HELL YEAH LETS PUNISH THE GOVERNMENT!"*a few years pass and our current government has gone*"Wow. So... how about that unemployment and lack of foreign investment eh? But at least we showed them!"...
• The Day the Earth Stood Still - Utter shit
  on Aug 29, 2009
  This movie could have been a two hour-long story about people dying, bombs exploding and women getting their tits out. Instead, it turned out to be a boring documentary about how shit an actor Keanu Reeves actually is. The man is a walking plank. Thr...
• Children screaming, having fun... It's the season...
  on Aug 22, 2009
  I'm sitting here trying to channel my hatred for children into one single coherent blog post, and all that I can hear right now is my dog barking out back, begging for me to test out my new shovel on his face. I'm serious. That little mongrel had bet...
• What people really mean when they say "Ah Sure"
  on Aug 6, 2009
  "Ah sure."I just spent ten minutes complaining to you about something or another; so in order to not sound so negative (which I really am because I often cry to myself when I'm alone), I let off a casual-sounding "Ah sure" in the hope that you overlo...
• Have you ever
  on Jul 25, 2009
  gotten so lazy that...
• Peter Harvey is a hero
  on Jul 17, 2009
  There, I said it. Not too smart now are you little Johnny? You should have shut the fuck up when I told you to. Little brat. Maybe a good old fashioned coma will teach you a lesson or two about respect.Every school should have a picture of this guy h...
• I ate Michael Jackson's corpse
  on Jul 16, 2009
  I was busy scratching my balls the other day when I suddenly heard a group of children playing and having fun outside my house. At first I just stood in the window swearing and shaking my fist for a bit, but then I realised that my vicious Rottweiler...
• The MTV generation needs to die
  on Jul 8, 2009
  Seriously.Date my mom:This show basically follows one handsome guy as he takes three separate mothers on three separate dates, and then chooses one of their daughters at the end. Obviously the show is heavily influenced by that one dimensional housew...
• English people are shit
  on Jul 5, 2009
  I was on holidays not so long ago when I found out that England is actually a real country. I rang home, shouting and hollering down the phone, pausing only to spit on the ground in disgust; while trying to tell anyone and everyone who would answer m...

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