Barney Shows Up at Gay Pride Parade – Comes Out
on Oct 2, 2009 in teletubbies barney conga Parade gay BTZ News – San Francisco - It didn’t surprise anyone. No one even blinked an eye as the 2009 Gay Pride Parade rounded the corner into downtown San Francisco. Wearing a shirt that just said “I’m Out!” made it official. Barney the giant purpl...

Jehovah’s Witness' Now Carrying Giant Checks To Get Your Door Open
on Sep 21, 2009 in Jehovah’s Witness publishers clearing house money break wind watchtower lottery It’s part of the American Dream. Everyone would love to win the lottery and spend the rest of their lives with no financial worry. Hey, even a $5 scratch-off ticket gives the purchaser the feeling of victory and satisfaction. One of the most popula...

Six Year Old Scratches Back-Side – Doesn’t Smell Finger
on Sep 17, 2009 in smell scratch finger school sniff As the school year is in full swing and everyone, students and teachers alike, adjust to all that is new. There are several things that always remain a constant during the school year: kids will run in the hall, use profanity when adults are not list...

Six Year Old Scratched Back-Side – Doesn’t Smell Finger
on Sep 16, 2009 in smell scratch finger school sniff As the school year is in full swing and everyone, students and teachers alike, adjust to all that is new. There are several things that always remain a constant during the school year: kids will run in the hall, use profanity when adults are not list...

Followers of the Zone - I'll be back! (soon)
on Sep 1, 2009 in I'll be back Friends and followers of The Zone - I apologize for my lack of postings this summer but I promise to be back soon with new and interesting news from my brain to yours. I am currently investigating how a group of Jehovah's witnesses have been very su...

Rogue Custodian Places Toilet Paper rolls on “Both Ways”
on May 20, 2009 in tp hang toilet paper door stall It’s a typical argument that has plagued mankind since the invention of the toilet. Which way should the toilet paper roll? Over the top or down the back? Fist fights over this debate are reported coast to coast; but not at the Springfield, Wiscons...

Rogue Custodian Places Toilet Paper rolls on “Both Ways”
on May 20, 2009 in tp hang toilet paper door stall It’s a typical argument that has plagued mankind since the invention of the toilet. Which way should the toilet paper roll? Over the top or down the back? Fist fights over this debate are reported coast to coast; but not at the Springfield, Wiscons...

William Shatner Upset at New Star Trek Movie: Doesn’t Remember It Ever Happening.
on May 14, 2009 in kirk spock shatner bones movie star trek prequal Los Angeles, CA (BTZNEWS) - The much anticipated and very risky release of a new Star Trek movie prequel opened last weekend to rave reviews and over $50 Million dollars in ticket sales. For many this was a relief as Star Trek fans worried about the...

William Shatner Upset at New Star Trek Movie: Doesn’t Remember It Ever Happening.
on May 14, 2009 in kirk spock shatner bones movie star trek prequal Los Angeles, CA (BTZNEWS) - The much anticipated and very risky release of a new Star Trek movie prequel opened last weekend to rave reviews and over $50 Million dollars in ticket sales. For many this was a relief as Star Trek fans worried about the...

Manny’s Drug Test Results Prove He Was Enhancing His Manhood, Not His Swing.
on May 11, 2009 in manhood steriods manny ramerez size testosterone Los Angelis, CA (BTZ NEWS) – If you haven’t heard by now, Manny Ramirez, who plays left field for the Los Angelis Dodgers, shocked the baseball world by having high levels of testosterone in his urine. Per Major League Baseball rules, this type o...