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  • Bread
    on May 13, 2014
    Me: "Who can use bread in a sentence?"Student: "My name is Bread Pitt."...
  • Renting Books for Cash
    on Sep 12, 2013
    Me: "Where is your book?"Student: "I rent to my friend."Me: "He gave you money?"Student: "Yes."Students are hustlers...
  • Did what to Nature?
    on Sep 11, 2013
    My first year teaching, i assigned my Summer Camp Grade 6 students to do a research project. The assignment was to research a country (not Asian) and give interesting facts about it. I NEVER told them no to use a that is probably whe...
  • Class Clown
    on Sep 10, 2013
    Lesson focused on making requests. Me: "Give me a sentence using 'Would it be okay if...'"Student: "Would it be okay if I ate your dog?" Later...Me: "Give me a sentence using 'Could you...'"Same student: "Could you marry me?"Guess we all kn...
  • Why are they in Trouble?
    on Sep 10, 2013
    Group of students followed two students into the office...Me: "Why are you following them into the office?"Student: "We want to see."Me: "See what?"Student: "They are in trouble."Me: "Why?"Student: "They are stupid."...
  • Why is the Teacher Healthy?
    on Sep 10, 2013
    Student 1: The teacher is healthy because she is skinny.Student 2: (slaps students 1) No stupid! Teacher is healthy because she is strong.
  • You're Too Young for That...
    on Aug 23, 2013
    Me: "So where did you go for summer vacation?"Student: "Nude beach."...
  • PC Room
    on Aug 21, 2013
    Me: “What did you dofor summer vacation?”Student #1: “Went to thePC Room.”Me: “Ok...someone else...What did you do for summervacation?”Student #2: “Went to thePC Room.”Me: “Ok one more person..What did YOU do for summervacation? And...
  • Sightseeing at the Waterpark
    on Aug 19, 2013
    Me: "Where did you go during your summer vacation?"Student: "To OceanWorld (a waterpark)."Me: "Oh how was it?"Student: "A lot of bikinis."...
  • Mother! Father! Lesbian?
    on Jul 18, 2013
    I was playing the "Speed Game" today where one student has to describe a picture/word I show them, and the team has to guess what it is. The word was "sister" with a picture of 2 girls hugging.Student: "Uhhh...this is...umm family!"Student's Team: "M...
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