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• Some Animals are Hideous.
  on Oct 8, 2009 in insanity ugly animals cats hair Dogs fish funny pictures Animals
       As the title states, some animals are hideous.  They are just ugly.  We can only pray that these uglies lack the necessary junk to procreate.  Here are some pictures I stumbled upon of horrifically ugly animals: &...
• What it means to Fight like a Man. My First Video Post!
  on Oct 1, 2009 in sports accessories/weapons fighting
      I’ve decided to make a video post instead of a writing it out.  Do you like?  Rate it using the stars below the video.    ...
• New Product: Tiny Babies are all the Same? Not Anymore!
  on Sep 21, 2009 in hair beards new products costumes body baby Animals
       After I get married and have a baby, my wife will soon, in a justified fit of rage, murder me .  She’ll be inconsolable when she realizes that I took our newborn to a park and returned with someone else’s baby (or some s...
• Cats turn humans into zombies and control 3 billion of them! It is true.
  on Sep 18, 2009 in insanity insects Dogs health adventures science body zombies Animals
       Ever heard of a parasite called Toxoplasma gondii?  No?  Well, I’ve learned a bit about it from  Cracked.com and other sites, and it’s almost awesome.  Apparently half of the human race is already infecte...
• Afroadam? An afro for me? I wish.
  on Aug 28, 2009 in dreams hair smells body
      For years I’ve had to suffer the wrath of not having an afro. It’s not easy for a ton (actually, 5) of reasons.    1.  I have to wear sunblock on my face because I don’t have an afro.  If I had one, it wo...
• My Life: The TV Show – The House of Adam
  on Jun 17, 2009 in careers adventures TV
     I would like to turn my life into a TV show.  A convergence of TV and my life would be the perfect adventure in comedy and awesome.    Why would I like my life to be a TV show?  For four reasons.    1.
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• One Brain in the Hand is Worth Two from a Biscuit Canister.
  on Jun 2, 2009 in insanity news food
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• To Monocle or Not To Monocle, That Is the Answer.
  on Jun 2, 2009 in accessories/weapons Things to Buy costumes
     I wish people still wore monocles.  Why?  Because monocles are half the mass of glasses but twice the awesome.  If it were more practical I would definitely wear one.  Many years ago I actually wore one for a costume,...
• Mmmmm Caviar…
  on May 24, 2009 in careers Things to Buy Things I Bought smells food
     I love caviar.  Sometimes, or always actually, I wish I were a millionaire so that I could afford to eat caviar every day.  It’s very expensive, which is why I haven’t had much of it in my lifetime. I’ve bought a few tin...
• The Ultimate Dream: To Live Inside a Mall.
  on May 17, 2009 in dreams adventures homes
     Since the minute I was born, I’ve wanted to live in a mall.  This dream has never faded – not through elementary school, not through middle school, not through high school, college, or through this current period of my life....

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