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Dat moment when you realize that you're just too darn funny/ridonkulous/revolting/brilliant for any dude. Unless he's Hugh Jackman. Cause we always make exceptions for the king of hunky hunk hunks.

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  • on Apr 28, 2014
    Reason Number 37 (what a nice even number to end on):  I choose wisely, grasshoppers.This post really improves if you turn on some epic music.  The kind of music played at the end of a movie when the main character has a grand epiphany.&nbs...
  • on Nov 22, 2013
    Reason Number Thirty-Six:  That Stanky Alcohol Breath is So HawtI have this friend.  Some would call her my best friend, but honestly that sounds a bit too middle school to describe the epicness of our friendship.  Think Kirk and Spock...
  • on Nov 18, 2013
    Reason 35: Phantom Man Never Said It Better “A Lazy Man’s Load”.  That’s what my Yoda-like father (except with a southern accent) likes to call my attempts to bring up my oodles of groceries all at once.  Now let’s back on u...
  • on Oct 17, 2013
    Reason 34: There’s a Fungus Among Us(The author regrets to inform you that the aforementioned title will take place at a later date and uses author rights to proclaim it so, done, the end, amen.)I’ve had short hair since sophomore year of high sc...
  • on Oct 16, 2013
    Reason Number 33:  I turn my romance life (or lack thereof) into a blog, just expecting that nobody will ever figure out who they are in such blogs, that I can remain in the shadows like Batman (cause Ima bat! CollegeHumor anyone?)Welcome to the...
  • on Aug 29, 2013
    Reason Number Thirty-two: Kangaroo EnvyDudes, whenever I'm about to go on a jog, I always play a nice sane game of 'Let's See How Many Things I Can Fit Into My Sports Bra'.  In go the car keys.  Ipod next.  Then say hello to student ID...
  • on Aug 28, 2013
    Reason 31: Llamas and Languishing (nice word, I know) Liminality:I just got back from my first German class in two years.  Let me just begin by saying that I am not the foreign language type of person.  As in, I don't compute.  Like at...
  • Reason Number 29:
    on Jul 4, 2013
    Wise, Wise, White Lightning WorkoutsSince turning the infamous (famous?) 21, I have discovered that I do actually enjoy some beverages of the alcoholic variety.  Some taste like weasel pee, some taste like butt, but there are those that do taste...
  • Reason Number Thirty:
    on Jul 4, 2013
    Phone PilatesEvery now and then, I get to the point of talking to the male species.  Congratulations ta me.  But ladies and gents, I'm talking about talking talking, ya know?  Except in this modern shiny world, talking talking doesn't...
  • on May 25, 2013
    Reason Number 28:  you had me at Haagen-DazsOne time, a not so long time ago, I had a crapalicious day.  Went to the grocery store to buy some dindin, filled up my giant butt Walmart grocery cart (sidenote: WHY ARE THEY SO BIG?) with french...
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