Latest Blog Posts for Curmudgeon's Corner

• Slave to the 100 Year Old House - Part 3
  on Aug 1, 2014
  What would home ownership be without the occasional disaster to spice up the dull routine of nickel and dime maintenance?  One of this year's spring deluges brought with it an unwelcome backup of sewage in our basement.  We have experienced...
• Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Revels In His Pariah Status
  on Dec 2, 2013
  Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford attended the Sunday Buffalo Bills and Atlanta Falcons game played in Toronto.  Ford was seen eating chicken wings and tossing the bones into the crowd.  Fans seated near Ford said he farted and belched throu...
• GOP Declares War On Pope Francis
  on Nov 30, 2013
  In an move unprecedented in American history, the majority of the House of Representatives voted to declare war on Pope Francis.  "We've received numerous complaints from our Fundamentalist Christian constituents that something has to be done ab...
• China Prepares To Launch Lunar Rover
  on Nov 30, 2013
  The Chinese Space Agency is in the final stages of preparing to launch it's first attempt to land a robotic vehicle on the moon.  If successful, this ambitious project will culminate with China declaring all of the universe as part of it's air s...
• America's Super Sized Heroes
  on Nov 23, 2013
  America's weight crisis has begun to creep into every facet of our lives.  Superheroes like Batman and Robin have begun to feel the effects of too many trips to the Bat Fridge.  Between fighting criminals and saving Gotham City, the dynamic...
• National Review Declares Ted Cruz Is The Sexiest Man Alive
  on Oct 19, 2013
  The Editors of the National Review, the nation's premier Conservative political publication, have declared Texas Senator Ted Cruz "The Sexiest Man Alive".  "The man is an Adonis as far as I'm concerned," one Conservative pundit noted.  "I k...
• New iPhone App Provides Spell Check For Protest Signs
  on Oct 19, 2013
  Apple has announced a new phone application for spell check for protest signs.  iPhone developers noticed a plethora of embarrassingly misspelled protest signs at Tea Party rallies.  The app allows the sign maker to speak the words they wan...
• Patriotic Destruction of American Economy Put On Hold
  on Oct 19, 2013
  The attempt by Tea Party Republican members of House of Representatives and Senate to permanently shut down the government and destroy the economy have been put on hold.  "We were waiting for reinforcements, but they never arrived," a Tea Party...
• William Shatner Angered by IRS Star Trek Spoof
  on Mar 27, 2013
  Actor William Shatner, renowned for his role as Captain James Kirk in the Star Trek TV series and films, expressed his displeasure over a recent training video spoof produced by the Internal Revenue Service. A spokesperson for Mr. Shatner explained t...
• North Korea Warns US: Our Hats Are Bigger Than Yours
  on Mar 21, 2013
  North Korea today unveiled the largest hats ever worn by a military power. "We laugh at the size of the imperialist's hats and the hats of their puppets in the South," a North Korean General boasted. "Out hats symbolize the great resolve we have to r...

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