The Feline Diaries: Day Five
on Nov 5, 2009 in Cat Humor Humor The Feline Diaries amusing anecdotes biological warfare cats dander felines fun funny fur hilarious observational observational humor random short silly violence The events of this morning led me to believe that perhaps the cats had finally settled their differences and had bonded together to fight the common enemy holding them captive: me. At some point during their late night scheming session, it was decide...

The Feline Diaries: Day Four
on Nov 4, 2009 in Cat Humor Humor The Feline Diaries amusing anecdotes cats felines fun funny hilarious hysterical nuclear weapons observational observational humor random silly sit-in This morning was a peaceful one. Due to the peacefulness I experience upon waking, I suspected that the civil unrest might have ended. I only thought this way because it was the first time that I had been awake for more than thirty seconds without a...

The Feline Diaries: Day Three
on Nov 3, 2009 in Cat Humor Humor The Feline Diaries amusing anecdotes cats diary felines fun funny hilarious hysterical observational observational humor random silly Imagine my delight when I woke this morning to the sound of my alarm clocking instead of the howls of feral felines. I felt refreshed and hoped that whatever had cat drama had existed the night prior had been put solved in a civil manner that involve...

The Feline Diaries: Day One & Two
on Nov 2, 2009 in Cat Humor Humor The Feline Diaries amusing anecdotes cats diaries diary felines fun funny hilarious hissing hysterical observational observational humor random short silly tyra banks violence As has been told in previous tales, my girlfriend and I have two female cats. Cat #1 has been around since 2005, and Cat #2 came on the scene a year or so later. They lived in small apartments together and even survived several moves to new homes wit...

For Argument’s Sake
on Oct 25, 2009 in Humor fun funny silly amusing hilarious observational random corporate work observational humor hysterical anecdotes arguing argument minivan water cooler fight I enjoy a good argument. More than the actual act itself, I like to win the argument. Especially when I know that I’m right. I enjoy worthy opponents who put up a good debate. The topic can be anything, and if I am not well versed in the subject, i...

The Random Gambit Earns an Honorable Mention in “America’s Funniest Humor!” Writing Contest
on Oct 22, 2009 in Humor amusing anecdotes cats felines fun funny girlfriend hilarious honorable mention humorpress hysterical observational random silly spray bottle writing contest Weston Locher, a writer from Orlando, Florida and author of The Random Gambit humor blog earned an Honorable Mention in the most recent “America’s Funniest Humor!” Writing Contest held by HumorPress.com. For his accomplishment, Loch...

Childhood Memories – Installment #8: Amassing the Useless
on Oct 18, 2009 in Childhood Memories Humor amassing the useless amusing anecdotes baseball caps childhood collection fun funny hats hilarious hysterical observational observational humor pencils random rock tumbler silly Everyone had those things that they collected growing up. In retrospect, I’m sure that most of these items were downright ridiculous but that didn’t stop us from investing hundreds of dollars into them when perhaps the time would have been better...

One Day the Robots Will Come for Us All
on Oct 9, 2009 in Humor amusing anecdotes automower elderly fun funny global positioning system gps hilarious hysterical observational humor random robocop robots roomba silly the matrix the terminator wakamaru Ever since the robot was first invented, there have been people who swear up and down that they mark the first step towards the fall of man. They claim that if we ever manage to perfect the art of creating a synthetic humanoid with the right combinat...

One-Minute Anecdotes #5: Park Ninjas
on Sep 28, 2009 in Humor One-Minute Anecdotes fun funny silly amusing hilarious observational random corporate office work observational humor hysterical anecdotes one minute short park tai chi exercise chinese ninjas invisible lunch break workout martial arts Several weeks ago while on a lunch break from work I drove by a park and noticed a group of people lined up, waving their arms and legs in unison. For the life of me, I couldn’t figure out what they were doing. In fact, I had never seen anything qu...

One-Minute Anecdotes #4: Health Code Violation
on Sep 24, 2009 in Humor Office Humor One-Minute Anecdotes fun funny silly amusing hilarious random Starbucks work frustration observational humor hysterical anecdotes one minute short poop restroom bathroom office corporate lunch health code violation walk of shame workers employees This week I will be trying something a little different. Each day, Monday through Friday, I will be posting an anecdote that I was unable to expand into 700 or more words but I feel is funny in it’s own right. Each one will likely take you a mi...