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Latest Blog Posts for The Cynical Asshole
- New Feature Added.on Oct 14, 2013For the three fans of mine who want to buy my books, I now have the widgets that lead directly to where they're available! Just look over at the "Buy My Shit!" section to your immediate right and be redirected to my publisher's website.
- New Book Being Written and Update.on Oct 13, 2013Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to update his goddamn blog! Allow me to apologise numerous times for that. School is really making me its bitch at the moment; especially maths. Fuck, I suck in that subject.Anywho, I just wanted to let you...
- Here's My Book's Wikipedia Before Deletion.on Jul 24, 2013 in The Illusions Time Brings Cynical my work books wikipedia fucking sucks Asshole bookI'm fucking pissed it was deleted.
- Chasing Amy, the Film I Love the Most...on Jul 23, 2013 in Kevin Smith best film ever Cynical best of greatest my favourite Chasing Amy film Asshole favouriteChasing Amy is a 1997 romantic drama with comedy laced in-between. It was written and directed by Kevin Smith, most famous for his View Askew films. (Chasing Amy is included in the View Askewniverse, by the way.) The film stars two now-famous actors,...
- Flower Poem, Never Again.I'm not reposting the flower poem, Julianna; I'm sorry.
- Two Quotes From My Good Friend, Terrance.I literally cannot get over how goddamn funny his quotes were!In reference to nothing: "I am nigger."In reference to anal porn: "She's not even struggling! She's taking it like a champ!"Goddammit, I cannot stop laughing!
- Jack Did Strangle Danny; Here's the ProofAs it is always a work in process, I have noticed another implication about Stanley Kubrick's The Shining. Now, I watch this film kind of often now; and believe I have an idea for a moment that occurs in the film.Do you remember when Jack was throwin...
- Holy Shit, There's Actually Still Good Music?Goddammit, I've found a song from the past few years (2012, specifically) that I not only like a bit, that I actually really love! I was hella surprised, seeing as how most of the shit we see on today's charts are horrid rap music and shitty teen pop...
- Holy Shit, I Really Am a Cynical Asshole...Let me tell you, when I started this blog; I meant the name and the attitude to be sort of ironic. When I started, I was only mildly cynical and for the most part wanted to make fun of people who get upset and get cynical about things. However, in re...
- Goddammit, I Really Am a Cynical Asshole...Let me tell you, when I started this blog; I meant the name and the attitude to be sort of ironic. When I started, I was only mildly cynical and for the most part wanted to make fun of people who get upset and get cynical about things. However, in re...
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