A Little Bad Behavior Won't Ruin My Buzz
on Nov 20, 2009 in couple fighting Friday lunch celebration woman throwing spagetti at man woman throwing wine at man So today I met my friend Charlene because she likes to start her weekend early by having a nice lunch and a glass or two of wine on Friday’s. She never goes back to the office and looks at it as kind of like having a two and a half day weekend.I li...

The Cover Up App to the Rescue - Never Worry About Pooping Again
on Nov 19, 2009 in Cover Up app going poop in public iphone I despise going Number 2 in a public restroom but sometimes somewhere we all have a bowel emergency and find ourselves rushing to the toilet.I once had a totally embarrassing bowel incident in the Costco which resulted in Mr. Peach Tart buying a pair...

Frederick's of Hollywood Makes Feel Like the Ladies from Mad Men
on Nov 18, 2009 in retro lingerie Christina Hendricks Christmas wish list Mad Men Frederick's of Hollywood I remember growing up a friend of Mama’s was a bouffant wearing hairdresser with huge boobs in tight sweaters, the tiniest waist I’d ever seen on a grown woman and wore clingy fitted slacks and sling back stilettos.She made every man she came int...

The Peach Tart Does Love a Good Ass Kissing
on Nov 17, 2009 in junior league volunteering Junior League Bitches Junior League So yesterday was my Junior League volunteer day at The Nearly New and Fabulous Shop. Those of you who’ve been reading a while know the trials and tribulations of my Junior League encounters.I had decided that I was in a Zen kind of mood and there w...

PLAY EAT DRINK LAUGH
on Nov 16, 2009 in picnic at park Bingo Red Bull and vodka Bocce Ball Balderdash Badminton Sunday was a beautiful day in the ATL, mid 70s and sunny. Mr. Peach Tart and I decided to coordinate a picnic extravaganza at Piedmont Park with some friends so I started calling around yesterday at 9:00 am. We don’t have any friends who attend chu...

The Peach Tart Declares Friday Casual Sex Day
on Nov 13, 2009 in picking up husband at bar Friday is Casual Sex Day Casual Sex Friday get freaky on Friday I've been working hard all week at my new job but loving it because at this stage while we're sculpting our message and developing our marketing materials, I'm getting to be so creative and getting to have so much fun.My business partner is a middle...

What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About
on Nov 11, 2009 in having fun not taking yourseslf so seriously hokey pokey lightening up what if the hokey pokey is what it's all about Today I put on my BIG GIRL PANTIES and I'm working on the unique value proposition and marketing pitch for my new company. I'm staring at my Wall of Inspiration, which I've mentioned before houses funky signs I've collected over the years that inspir...

Boobs Jealous of Butt
on Nov 10, 2009 in EasyTone sneakers boobs jealous of butt Reebok This weekend while surfing through the channels I discovered this Reebok commercial for their new EasyTone sneakers. These fabulous new sneakers are designed to tone your butt as you exercise.They've been proven to tone your butt by 28% more and your...

The Peach Tart Puts Her BIG Girl Panties On
on Nov 9, 2009 in reinventing self in middle age stretching comfort zone big girl panties on My new job has a huge component that involves networking with the top business leaders in the community. There’s also a public relationships opportunity that will entail me being in the media.From my former modeling years, I know that the camera ad...

The Peach Tart is Shaking Her Head About These 911 Calls
on Nov 7, 2009 in 911 calls woman calls 911 about daughter's blow job woman calls 911 for report herself for drunk driving misuse of 911 Have your heard about the crazies calling 911 these days?A few months back some nutcase in Florida called 911 three times from McDonald’s because she was told they were out of Chicken McNuggets. She was cited for misuse of 911 emergency services.Th...