Move over Iran and Farrah Fawcett... Michael Jackson is Dead!
on Jun 25, 2009 in glorification Farrah Fawcett memorial King of Pop Kim Jong-Il North Korea Iran CNN back seat Michael Jackson CBS news Jackson 5 Okay, I know I'm going to instigate some emotion here but . . . I really don't care that about Michael Jackson's death. First of all, he was one fucked up dude who looked like he's been borrowing time for years. He spent the last portion of his life...

You're Hired - The Emotional Reflection After 9 Months of Unemployment
on Jun 19, 2009 in yuppie application moving unemployment benefits success skills interview hired emotional experience CBS 46 9 months depression temp work college employment employee CBS news I'm sorry I've been MIA for quite some time now. As you can assume from my news story, I've been busy running around looking for a place to live / moving in. I'm almost completely moved in to a room I found on Craigslist. It's a temporary month and a...

TEMP JOB - LOST UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS
on Jun 11, 2009 in department of labor unemployment insurance temp work temp job georgia unemployment benefits temp agency taxes laid off ...

Bret Michaels Wipes Out at Tony's
on Jun 8, 2009 in Tony's wipe out Poison Bret Michaels hat Clotheslined falls ...

RICK SANCHEZ of CNN OWNS BILL O'REILLY of FOX NEWS
on Jun 7, 2009 in correction Fox News Bill O'Reilly Rick Sanchez CNN I was going to write a blog about this but I found a great article that featured both videos with commentary. Please see, its AWESOME!CNN’s Rick Sanchez Gets “Rare” Correction From Fox News’ Bill O’ReillyPosted using Sha...

Texts From Last Night
on Jun 5, 2009 in Texts from Last Night random humor (404): last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy. 404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.(1-404): Two?(404): Two. (404): FYI..good luck when you get ba...

Obama and Michelle Obama's Date Night in New York City
on Jun 4, 2009 in joe turner musical cost barack obama date taxpayer leisure air force one michelle obama flight NYC new york new york city bill broadway Due to popular demand (Kate), I am making sure to address the controversial issue of Barack Obama's date night in New York City...As somebody who often analyzes events from an economic and political standpoint, I realize that my interpretation is usu...

Barack Obama Talks to the Muslim World
on Jun 4, 2009 in investment speech occupation barack obama Cairo mediate Israel settlements Muslims extremists Islam United States arbitration reaction negotiator nations negotiation Jews As anticipated, Barack Obama's speech in Cairo this morning has sparked a blogging frenzy focused on whether or not there was a positive impact on the Muslim world. Instead of adding to the redundancy, I would like to talk about the investment our P...

Failblog and Other Notoriously Funny Videos
on Jun 4, 2009 in Whopper Freakout Presenter fail Penis Monument New Haircut Failblog Bike Fail Reporter Turns Ghetto Monumental Fail ...

My Dog Finally Stopped Shitting in the House
on Jun 4, 2009 in dog diapers dog mitzvah small toy breeds pooch pants fecal crap housetraining Thank you POOCH PANTS! (below is a model dog but you get the idea). Mitzvah absolutely hates his dog diaper...finally something worked.