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  • Importance of Capitalization
    on Aug 14, 2013 in Uncategorized
    In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I’ve noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement. “...
  • Parking Ticket
    on Aug 14, 2013 in Law and Order The Senior Moment
    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went u...
  • MetaPhysics
    on Aug 14, 2013 in Uncategorized
    Transfinite mathematics is a delusional metaphysics much worse than Aristotelian metaphysics. I cannot believe that something like that can exist in the age of critical thinking. Sometimes, I fail to understand myself.
  • Murphy’s Laws of Combat Operations
    on Jul 30, 2013 in Uncategorized
    Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive fires – won’t. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. A sucking chest wound is Nature’s way of telling you to slow down. If...
  • Men’s Magazine Advice
    on Jul 30, 2013 in Uncategorized
    There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.” - Je...
  • Newton’s Laws of LoveUniversal Law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money. First Law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy,...
  • No More Excuses
    on Jul 30, 2013 in Uncategorized
    It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress – sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhib...
  • Sarcastic Quote #4
    on Jun 14, 2013 in Uncategorized
    This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
  • Best Friend
    on Jun 14, 2013 in Animal Crackers
  • Any Midget Nuns Hereabout?
    on Jun 14, 2013 in In God We Trust
    The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near the rear and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst themselves, causing quite a disturbance. All of a sudden, Dopey stands up and says, “Priest, are ther...
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