Brothers and sisters
on Nov 19, 2009 in Comic Relief kids inc Despite the insanity of having kids back to back, I’m more convinced than ever that it’s really awesome to have a sibling to grow up with. Spacing out the gap is easier on the parents but the bigger the age difference, the tougher it is f...

Bat Fight
on Nov 17, 2009 in Videos I dig stuff best described as not safe for parents BAT FIGHT with Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell The first time you watch this, you’ll think it’s probably some lame spoof of Batman fighting the Joker or Riddler or some other nefarious circus act. Then it starts and it sounds like it’...

Please mama, can I have more food?
on Nov 17, 2009 in kids inc bigger boobs brown rice cereal experience fish to water foul mood introducing soids juicy thighs kids love to eat kirsten kirsten and truett licking lips teething thighs truett I’ve forgotten what a messy affair introducing solids to a baby is. Kirsten started her first meal of baby rice a couple of days ago at 18 weeks, 2 weeks earlier than Tru. It’s even messier because her tiny mouth is so small that most of...

Bat Fight
on Nov 17, 2009 in out of the box BAT FIGHT with Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell The first time you watch this, you’ll think it’s probably some lame spoof of Batman fighting the Joker or Riddler or some other nefarious circus act. Then it starts and it sounds like it’...

I’m going to be *famous*
on Nov 12, 2009 in Funny or So I think For real, y’all. It’s always to be my dream to make it big, you know. Unfortunately, I possess no useful talent whatsoever, which explains why I’m still languishing in obscurity. But Diana Ross told me that dreams never die and I be...

Meet Harry and Sally
on Nov 11, 2009 in pregnancy the breast things in life are free boobs chick when harry met sally The only thing I remember from my French lessons besides je ne parle pas francais is the fact that everything french is either male or female. The french are smart because they know stuff like how a doormat is indisputably male. But for me, it has al...

I call this quid pro quo
on Nov 9, 2009 in kids inc motherhood Just when this motherhood thing seems like it is as good as it gets, it suddenly gets better when you least expect it and it makes you feel all woggly inside. Moments like these make you remember why you wanted to be a mom in the first place. When th...

Someday I’ll sleep again
on Nov 9, 2009 in motherhood not feeling so supermom Sleep is one of the most underrated things in life. You don’t think about it and you take it for granted because it’s always there. Until it’s not. I used to think it was all a matter of mental strength. Pull 3 straight all-nighters...

I’ll put you on the streets
on Nov 6, 2009 in kids in motion stuff best described as not safe for parents funny or die funnyordie i'll put you on the streets pearl the landlord will ferrell This is the funny, but just a warning though. Totally not safe for children. Unless your child is Pearl, then I guess it’s ok. For the record, Pearl does not use the B-word in real life, so you gotta relax. The Landlord from Will Ferrell The o...

Ahoy, me hearties!
on Nov 2, 2009 in kids inc Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! So me sister came bearin’ gifts from Paris, ‘n one ‘o them included ’tis full ‘o awe scurvy pirate chest wit’ real pirate lovely booty. It comes wit’ a dress up pirate kit, a treasure map, a...