PIPE CITY: Seven of Nine
on Dec 31, 1969Pipe City has a lot of beautiful women; like an absurd amount of hot pueeka, but most of that pueeka might have egos due to there sexy and that cool Beyonce said it best All the women who are independent Throw your hands up at me All the honeys who m...

Pot Brownie Cop: A Tale of Death and Slowed Down Time.
on Dec 31, 1969It's surely one of those days on DAPS where we like to pick on news anchors. Here's one more that I snagged from Stacey Lee's Facebook. For the full 911 tape... That's what you get when you mess with us.

FLAM’s Fashion Fail: AFFLICTION DOUCHEBAGGERY
on Dec 31, 1969This weeks Fashion Fail is a little different than my previous ones. I'm usually ripping on women's wear on the regular. Mad broads probably think I'm misogynist, but for real, I ain't. I can rip on mens fashion too! (Just kidding about calling you...

William Shatner reads Sarah Palin’s Tweets as Poetry
on Dec 31, 1969Recently Conan O'Brien did a bit where he poked fun at Sarah Palin' s resignation and subsequent promise to KIT via her twitter. He joked that "I've spent the day today, reading through all of Palin's tweets, several times and it dawned on me... She'...

Electric Six was on a Boat. No, T-Pain wasn’t there.
on Dec 31, 1969Electric Six's "KILL" Is going to be released on Oct. 20th on Metropolis Records. One of the great percs of being a DAPS editor is that I get to attend all these great shows. Last week I went to see Electric Six on a boat. Launching from Pier 81...

DAPS Mail Bag! Michael Jackson
on Dec 31, 1969Today I was checking my email and found this gem. Dear Sexy, First, I would like to commend you on standing up to an oppressive media outlet hellbent on tarnishing the name of a trusted and beloved pop star. Secondly, I'd like to thank you for o...

DEGOCAST BOYS HIRED AS CHIPPENDALES DANCERS?
on Dec 31, 1969That's right ladies and gents. The boys of the DEGOCAST have been hired by Chippendales to entertain YOU! After practicing for weeks, our routine is complete. Come take a look at the video staring me (B-Lyons), DJ Emilio Sparks, Baby Angel, Future Bo...

PIPE CITY: Kylie Minogue
on Dec 31, 1969At this point I would have to say that Thursday is my second favorite day of the week. Sorry Thursday but Tuesday gives out free back rubs at the mall. This weeks Pipe City will be the Aussie Kylie Minogue.  You might remember her from her 1987 rem...

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 – Trivia Genius and Trivia Buff Achievements
on Dec 31, 1969If you're like me and don't hang on every word that Stan Lee says, you probably won't be able to correctly answer all the trivia questions correctly first time around that why you have us to do all the tedious work, and here for your achievement whor...

Hero or Jerk? Flipping Off Zoo Animals
on Dec 31, 1969Check this out: Flipping Off Zoo Animals (FOZA) follows our hero as he makes his way through a zoo cage by cage, flipping off every single animal in the place. Monkeys get the bird. Camels get the bird. Birds get the bird. And truth be told, these...