Latest Blog Posts for Magick Sandwich

• March 18 is Awkward Moments Day
  on Mar 18, 2016 in awkward worldwide weird holidays
  This post originally appeared on our sister site. Worldwide Weird Holidays. It seems like a good fit for Magick Sandwich readers, too. We hope you'll enjoy it! (Feel free to share your own awkward moments in the Comments Section!)is for Awkwardawkwar...
• The Mother Lode of Stupid Baby Names
  on Dec 7, 2015 in Baby Names celebrity baby names stupid baby name stupid baby names
  Bad Baby NamesAs we wait with bated breath to learn the name Kim Kardashian and Kanye West choose for North West's little brother (because nothing else is going on in the world), let Magick Sandwich entertain you with its nearly compre...
• October 15 is Global Handwashing Day
  on Oct 15, 2015 in bizarre holiday global handwashing day weird worldwide weird holidays
  The following piece was originally published on Worldwide Weird Holidays. It seemed like a good fit for the Sandwich as well. I hope you'll enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.-----October 15 is Global Handwashing DayWe know, we know: e...
• Dump 'n' Trump
  on Aug 11, 2015 in Donald Trump Election 2016 humor politics sarcasm
  One ends up a worthless piece of shit. The other was born that way.
• Vagina Repo: Gwyneth Edition
  on Feb 8, 2015 in Gwyneth Paltrow humor kathcom steam douche stupid stuff vagina Valentine's Day
  The real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam; You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances femal...
• Googling Beckett
  on Jan 11, 2015 in google humor kathcom Samuel Beckett sarcasm
  Sometimes a random typing error can make my whole day.I meant to enter the snippet of text I can't go on, I'll go on. How did poop become Google's (sole!) suggestion for the letter p? Did someone really search for this? If so, somewhere there is a co...
• Gifts for Idiots
  on Dec 18, 2014 in chocolate Jesus Christmas gifts gifts gifts for idiots iphone hairbrush laser helmet pets in space
  In the crush of holiday shopping, it's easy to forget to take time to thank the season's real innovators, those who work at the frontiers of imagination to add ever more useless crap to the world. This season, let's honor them with the ridicule they...
• Pink Ribbon Products: From Car Horns to Handguns
  on Oct 26, 2014 in Breast cancer Breast Cancer Awareness Month breast cancer puns JC Penney NFL Pink Campaign pink drill bits pink handguns pink ribbon Susan G. Komen
  This is a bagel. What did you think it was?What would October be without a smorgasbord of pinktastic breast cancer awareness-themed treats from cookies, mints, hard lemonade, jelly beans, popcorn and  PEZ to ribbon-shaped cakes, chocolates, cupc...
• Magick Sandwich FAIL
  on Jun 23, 2014 in FAIL Greatest Tees on Earth stupid stuff
  Magick Sandwich has been on an unannounced (and unintended) hiatus while I've been working on a new project, a t-shirt directory called Greatest Tees on Earth. It's been fun and time-consuming. I hope you'll pardon my absence and enjoy these much mor...
• 4 New Products to Try this Valentine's Day
  on Feb 13, 2014 in strange products Valentine's Day
  We've told you how to pimp your vajajay, get gorgeous with crazy treatments, decipher her Valentine riddles, and enjoy some quality alone time with an iTunes app. Now Magick Sandwich brings you this dispatch from our annual genital Olympics.***** Our...

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