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• Arachnaphobia and Other Southern Pestulence
  on Jun 29, 2016 in Australia bugs bugs in the South city girl in the South Colorado Conspiracy Theories Disney humor Oklahoma Raid satire spider babies Spiderman spiders Texas the South
  GUYS.I'm not really afraid of spiders.  I think they're cool little dudes and I'm totally fine with peacefully coexisting with them so long as they respect boundaries and keep their creepy crawly little asses outside.  Or well-hidden deep i...
• Catcalls, Compliments, and Outright Hypocrisy
  on Jun 4, 2016 in 50 Shades of Grey catcalling Christian Grey compliments Conspiracy Theories Dave Chappelle harassment humor objectification rape culture satire Silence of the Lambs women
  So I've been seeing a lot of conversations about gender roles lately, specifically the objectification of women and how catcalls are absolutely not compliments.As a woman, specifically as one who has dealt with her fair share of harassment, awkward f...
• Periods - A Comprehensive Guide for Men
  on May 22, 2016 in Conspiracy Theories emotional female feminine humor men pads periods satire Stephen King tampons women
  Ah, Aunt Flo.  The Crimson Wave.  For the love of God, don't look her directly in the eyes.Don't run away crying just yet, gentlemen - I know, periods are scary and the women who have them scarier - but never fear, just like any other demon...
• Absolutely Ridiculous and I Must Have It
  on May 13, 2016 in abusive balloons balloons Conspiracy Theories humanity humor satire stupid people
  Some days, I feel like some lone weirdo walking in the world, lost in my own insanity and bound by the constraints of socially acceptable (read:  not weird and/or insulting) behavior.But then, sometimes, I come across something that gives me hop...
• Cynicism and Insomnia
  on Apr 28, 2016 in chores Disney laundry LG motherhood sound effects washer
  I just want to point out that you know you've reached the milestone of actual adulthood when a new appliance excites you.  Specifically, a new washer, since my last one decided it didn't want to drain and spin anymore but would act like it was s...
• All the Things I Never Told You
  on Mar 29, 2016
  Life is weird.  Humaning is hard.  Relationships are - well, we make relationships far more complicated than they have to be.  Not just romantic ones, either - all relationships.I challenge you to think  back to when you were a child.  When it w...
• Facebook Releases New Emojis...
  on Mar 3, 2016 in antisocial attention whores emojis Facebook Facebook emojis funny grammar nazis humor IQ new Facebook emojis satire social media Trump wtf did I just read wut
  Oh, Facebook.For a while now, we've all lamented the fact that there was only a "like" button on Facebook, which often times was just used as a way to acknowledge the existence of a post so our friends didn't get all butthurt that their life-altering...
• The Spaghetti Rule
  on Mar 2, 2016 in Castiel Conspiracy Theories divorce humor liars lies love lying marriage pants on fire relationships satire spaghetti
  I joked a while back about seeing all these posts online where people were disappointed that liars' pants don't actually catch on fire, and I thought, "what a good reason to carry a lighter."So while we disregard the fact that this is now the second...
• Just Hand me the Flamethrower and Look Away
  on Feb 26, 2016 in cleaning clutter coffee Conspiracy Theories decluttering Dibbuk Box donations generosity hoarders housecleaning humor kids parenting satire squirrel
  So here's something that probably too many people already know about me - my mother is a hoarder.That's not an exaggeration, people.  I didn't know there was a term for it other than "what the hell could you possibly need 10,000 back issues of K...
• An Open Letter to America Regarding Rape Culture
  on Feb 22, 2016 in #freekesha America Bill Cosby children Kesha no means no ownership rape rape culture sexual assault victim shaming women
  Let me be clear, right from the get-go - this is a humor blog, but this post is not going to be funny.This entire subject is far from f*cking funny.I just recently heard about Kesha's lawsuit against her agent, alleging rape, verbal, mental, emotiona...

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