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  • Heart of the home
    on Jun 17, 2014 in Real Life
    It has been said that I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.  This is not true; I needed somewhere to do the washing and keep the beer.  It is true, however, that I only have a cooker because there was a gap between the cupboards and...
  • The old gray mare
    on Jun 3, 2014 in Quotes Real Life
    “The old gray mare, she ain’t what she used to be…”  That song was another favourite remark of my grandmother’s, but I doubt she knew this version… or maybe she did! However, the first part of the song is a very a...
  • Mobility matters
    on May 21, 2014 in Real Life
    There are few things worse than trying to use someone else’s phone.  Obviously there are many things worse, but reading and replying to a text from my friend’s housemate as said friend tried to drive in convoy, at speed through rush hour...
  • Weigh me down
    on May 13, 2014 in Real Life
    It’s true that I haven’t always had good relationships with bathroom scales; my last set embraced the grunge lifestyle and left home to live in a skip a couple of years ago.  I wasn’t put off though.  I quickly opened my home and...
  • Grandma said…
    on May 5, 2014 in Quotes
    “Eeeew, too much information!” my friend remarked, when I mentioned that I’d had ‘a lick and a promise’ this morning.  I only meant that, as my bathroom’s out of action at the moment due to being refitted, I just...
  • Briggate Buskers
    on Apr 29, 2014 in Quotes Real Life Writing
    I was in Leeds on Sunday, for the first time in forty years, and the changes for both of us have been considerable  – apart from retaining a tendency towards the Gothic. © Copyright Andrew Curtis and licensed for reuse under this Creative Com...
  • Pack up your troubles
    on Apr 21, 2014 in Real Life
    I have enough trouble deciding what to wear when I get up in the morning if there’s a chance that I might need to be seen in public that day.  {Regular readers will be familiar with my favourite trousers-sweatshirt-skirt-jumper-slippers-blanke...
  • Time for action
    on Apr 7, 2014 in Real Life
    After being at home for three months, wrapped in winter woollies, eating buns and not getting my hair done, I am starting to resemble a badger. Picture by Jonathunder. This file is licensed under the Creative CommonsAttribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generi...
  • At Last!
    on Apr 7, 2014 in Real Life Writing
    At long last, Lost Prinsipels is published, and can be read by people who don’t actually know me. Visit my Author Page on Amazon for details!
  • Spring cleaning
    on Mar 27, 2014 in Quotes Real Life
    It all started when I decided to clean the bathroom. I usually favour the Quentin Crisp Theory of Housekeeping, which holds that, if you leave it alone, after four years it never looks any worse.  I reckon it’s actually about six months.  How...
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