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  • "Problems Printing Yellow"
    on Jul 9, 2009
    I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because...
  • "Definition"
    on Jul 9, 2009
    From Webster's Dictionary:Windows 95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition http://ww...
  • Best Break-Up Letter Ever
    on Jul 9, 2009
    A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on...
  • The Voice
    on Jul 9, 2009
    A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.He went on, an...
  • The Silent Treatment
    on Jul 9, 2009
    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to b...
  • Baby Feeding
    on Jul 9, 2009
    A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or b...
  • Bedroom Football
    on Jul 9, 2009
    An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says “seven points.”His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?”The old man says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 7 to nothing...
  • On Honeymoon
    on Jul 9, 2009
    A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing th...
  • Longest Scream
    on Jul 9, 2009
    Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make their wives scream more from sex.They all go home to have sex with their wives and make them scream.The next day the meet. The first friend says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hours and s...
  • Three flies in a jar
    on Jul 9, 2009
    There were three flies in a jar.Two female and one male.One of the female flies asks the male fly "Do you know a way to get out ?"The male fly replies "Suck my dick and I'll tell you"So she did and the male fly told her to fly up to the top of the ja...
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